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Farmington, MO

#25 Nov 10, 2012
Operation Northwoods wrote:
As an American, you can be whatever the hell you want to be. I know Muslims, and atheists who are more "Christian" than most who claim to be one.

One day, we will all have an opportunity to see which group was right.

It is how you lead your life here, on earth, how you treat and interact with other people that is most important to THE God, whom I believe in. The fact that someone does not believe in HIM does not make him unreal. However, I do feel it is very unwise to mock Him, with comments like on page one of this topic, where they referred to a "flying spaghetti monster."

Again, as an American, it is your right to do so, however, in my personal opinion, I feel that it is very, very unwise to do so.
You dare mock the flying spaghetti monster? He is as arbitrary a construct as the Christian God, and most others. At least the flying spaghetti monster is a somewhat original concept, not taken from the beliefs of religions of millennia past.

See ya in the next life! I'll be the one having fettuccini!

Poplar Bluff, MO

#26 Nov 11, 2012
I know what it is.. I was commenting on the parameters of "belief"

Walnut Shade, MO

#28 Nov 11, 2012
These are are my commandments. They are way better than yours. Christians would be a much nicer people if they'd follow them too.

Long live the Great Noodly One!

1. Iíd Really Rather You Didnít Act Like A Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Donít Believe In Me, Thatís Okay. Really, Iím Not That Vain. Besides, This Isnít About Them So Donít Change The Subject.

2. Iíd Really Rather You Didnít Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Donít Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

3. Iíd Really Rather You Didnít Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This Through You Thick Heads: Woman=Person, Man=Person. Samey-Samey. One is Not Better Than The Other, Unless Weíre Talking About Fashion And Iím Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal And Fuchsia.

4. Iíd Really Rather You Didnít Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go Fvck Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off The TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

5. Iíd Really Rather You Didnít Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The Bi+ches.

6. Iíd Really Rather You Didnít Build multi million-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/ Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):

A. Ending Poverty
B. Curing Diseases
C. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And
D. Lowering The Cost Of Cable.

I Might Be A Complex Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM The Creator.

7. Iíd Really Rather You Didnít Go around Telling People I Talk To you. Youíre Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Canít You Take A Hint?

8. Iíd Really Rather You Didnít Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses Alot Of Leather/Lubrication/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear A CONDOM! Honestly Itís A Piece Of Rubber, If I Didnít Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.

United States

#29 Nov 11, 2012
Operation Northwoods wrote:

Again, as an American, you have the right to believe in anything, or, in nothing.

While that is your right, I will respectfully disagree with you, and all who believe that God, is an "arbitrary construct"m as you have called Him.

That is your opinion, and as an American, you are entitled to that opinion. I am not here to debate, nor, to challenge your opinion, only to state my own fact based belief in Him.

With the way that most who call themselves Christian behave, I am surprised that there are not more atheists and agnostics than there are.

Enjoy your fettuccine.
Non believers, the fastest growing population of the world!

But I have been ordained, and will continue to convert those who don't believe, to the house of Pasta!

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