Hallicon needs a job

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#1 Jul 20, 2012
This person needs a job!!!

Poplar Bluff, MO

#2 Jul 20, 2012
Got one. I am the resident expert in everything....

United States

#3 Jul 20, 2012
And what makes you the expert ?

Poplar Bluff, MO

#4 Jul 20, 2012
Extensive experience, constant study and a supernaturally large IQ.

However I have to admit my penis is not exceptional....see I am not even prone to baseless lying. I could have said I have a huge penis and you would not have known.

In giving you my actual "normal sized" admission you have to infer that I am telling the truth about the other things.

Of course explaining this tends to dampen that.... Okay my IQ is apparently only gargantuan.(that was my word for today and this was the first time I got to use it!)

I can also recite Romeo's entire part from memory. Even though that really isn't very important but I slept with a fat bar maid one time because I was drunk and performed the balcony scene with her. She stood on the bar and played the Juliet part.

I received an award for that performance and remember it well about four times a year with a herpes flare up....

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