Israeli troops begin Gaza pullout as Hamas declares cease-fire

[TRD]

Yumpin Yimminy wrote:

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He's an a-ho because he came back. Didn't you get that? It's that fcukin pipe again.

Are you insane? He can always come to Flahrida...it's ice dam season!

[TRD]

Cheftell wrote:

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Don't feel bad, TRD. I didn't get it either.
And BTW, you're 5'11", not 6 feet tall; and probably shrinking at your age. So there!

It's a matter of perspective I guess. Wouldn't it seem insane for someone to run away from 80 degrees and sunny to get back in time for a blizzard?(if he were really worried he still has the Baker Act)

[Soy de Palestina]

TRD wrote:

<quoted text>C'mon man, this is me. Land comes in finite quantities...it is the most-measured asset a person can own no matter where you live. For example, I live in a 4/3 on 1.17 acres. There, was that so hard?
And if you don't mind my saying it, I could fit a lot of multi-generational rugrats on that land by building for it. I could expand up or down without leaving the boundary of my property, making additions as my family grew. Unfortunately, we can't pull the Arab tax trick about leaving the top floor unfinished to avoid paying property taxes. As soon as it's C/O'd, I owe.

I don't feel comfortable telling people how much stuff I own. Why do you want to know?

[TRD]

Soy de Palestina wrote:

<quoted text> I don't feel comfortable telling people how much stuff I own. Why do you want to know?

No big thing, I was just thinking about partnering up on some cellular freqs but I understand. You're young, you're not supposed to have much yet.

[Yumpin Yimminy]

Cheftell wrote:

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Don't feel bad, TRD. I didn't get it either.
And BTW, you're 5'11", not 6 feet tall; and probably shrinking at your age. So there!

I forgot. My last physical had me at 5'11 1/2, but I always round up. The snow is about a foot below my mail box at 2 in the morning. Being that mail boxes are usually set for 48", that would be about three feet. Care to question those measurements, too? There's only one measurement you really care about, but you're too far away to find out. You're closer to TRD and legend has it that the boy be sporting.

[Yumpin Yimminy]

Soy de Palestina wrote:

<quoted text> I don't feel comfortable telling people how much stuff I own. Why do you want to know?

Why's that? You think anybody REALLY cares? My Sheik once told me, as he was trying to get his hands into my pockets, everything we own will belong to somebody else in 50 years. Spread it around. I'm 2/3 through his prediction and there's still no place like home. I don't give a sh!t who knows my acreage. Eventually you occupy an urn or a small rectangular hole in the ground. Millions of people don't "own" land. So what? Does that make them less people? Okay, back to watching the snow fall and my sermon is over. Just killing time.

[Yumpin Yimminy]

See how they run. See how they run. The rat is in a corner.
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/nation-world...

Iran's president defies supreme leader to safeguard his future

[Cheftell]

Yumpin Yimminy wrote:

See how they run. See how they run. The rat is in a corner.
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/nation-world...
Iran's president defies supreme leader to safeguard his future

Can't sleep? Too many inches? Meanie.

[Soy de Palestina]

Yumpin Yimminy wrote:

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Why's that? You think anybody REALLY cares? My Sheik once told me, as he was trying to get his hands into my pockets, everything we own will belong to somebody else in 50 years. Spread it around. I'm 2/3 through his prediction and there's still no place like home. I don't give a sh!t who knows my acreage. Eventually you occupy an urn or a small rectangular hole in the ground. Millions of people don't "own" land. So what? Does that make them less people? Okay, back to watching the snow fall and my sermon is over. Just killing time.

Agreed. But I don't like to claim ownership to things I don't actually own. It's a bad omen in my culture, like I'm wishing death upon the people whose possessions I might inherit. So chill the f*ck out.

[Cheftell]

Soy de Palestina wrote:

<quoted text> Agreed. But I don't like to claim ownership to things I don't actually own. It's a bad omen in my culture, like I'm wishing death upon the people whose possessions I might inherit. So chill the f*ck out.

Hey, Soy Sauce; why don't YOU chill out. And wash your mouth out with soap while you're at it. I personally think you're a fake.

[Yumpin Yimminy]

Cheftell wrote:

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Can't sleep? Too many inches? Meanie.

My cars are just a couple of bumps in the landscape and the road in front of my house has about 30" of un-plowed snow. It's a record breaker, for sure. Not even the plows can move right now. Amazing

[TRD]

Yumpin Yimminy wrote:

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My cars are just a couple of bumps in the landscape and the road in front of my house has about 30" of un-plowed snow. It's a record breaker, for sure. Not even the plows can move right now. Amazing

Congratulations on your new Volkswagons!

Since the power is still on I'm going to guess everything is all right. As for the plows moving, didn't we bury that enriched uranium somewhere on your street (wink)?

[Yumpin Yimminy]

TRD wrote:

<quoted text>Congratulations on your new Volkswagons!
Since the power is still on I'm going to guess everything is all right. As for the plows moving, didn't we bury that enriched uranium somewhere on your street (wink)?

They have all these out of state utility trucks to help with the power outages and they can't move. News shows some of them being shoveled out by payloaders. Statewide driving ban and if they catch you, you better have a good excuse. The word "essential" applies to emergency personnel, healthcare workers and "essential" employees. I'll send pics later. My little snow blower is like shoveling sh!t against the tide.

[Cheftell]

TRD wrote:

<quoted text>Congratulations on your new Volkswagons!
Since the power is still on I'm going to guess everything is all right. As for the plows moving, didn't we bury that enriched uranium somewhere on your street (wink)?

I wonder why the Grouch bought two WHITE Volkswagons? Plowin' should keep him out of my hair for a while. ;)

[Uzi]

Soy de Palestina wrote:

<quoted text> Area C is where all the settlements are built you pig. Palestinians are not allowed to build on THEIR land while the wonderful peace loving Israelis confiscate Palestinian land to build illegal settlements. What a wonderful vibrant democracy Israel is.

Settlements are all over, if its illegal they will be removed as happened in the past. This goes for you too. You dont have any rights to many many parts of that land, you cant prove ownership in any way. Lots of Pals went to the Democratic Court system in Israel and if they were right they won, dont give me crap. Show me a democractic anything in an arab muslim shithole. I-slime is the worst plague to hit this universe, luckily there is a cure for most shit.

[Uzi]

Yumpin Yimminy wrote:

See how they run. See how they run. The rat is in a corner.
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/nation-world...
Iran's president defies supreme leader to safeguard his future

Hope no top jewish lawyer will save his stinking muslim ass.
Hang him....

[TRD]

Yumpin Yimminy wrote:

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They have all these out of state utility trucks to help with the power outages and they can't move. News shows some of them being shoveled out by payloaders. Statewide driving ban and if they catch you, you better have a good excuse. The word "essential" applies to emergency personnel, healthcare workers and "essential" employees. I'll send pics later. My little snow blower is like shoveling sh!t against the tide.

OMG! It's like you've gone back to the 20th century or something! Stay away from the Florida Power and Progress Energy trucks cuz those guys don't know nothing about driving in snow.

[TRD]

Cheftell wrote:

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I wonder why the Grouch bought two WHITE Volkswagons? Plowin' should keep him out of my hair for a while. ;)

Then before you know it, it's Wednesday and he owns you again. It's better to just give in to the Borg.

[Yumpin Yimminy]

Cheftell wrote:

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I wonder why the Grouch bought two WHITE Volkswagons? Plowin' should keep him out of my hair for a while. ;)

Hmmmm. Interesting choice of words. Plowin and your hair. Let me think. Was I ever in your hair? I would think that's a falsehood after the ear donations. And, I never owned a plow, but I been known to "plow" a bit in my day. Are you hittin on me, Doctor?
http://www.hark.com/clips/nlqgkcmpcc-you-ever...

[Yumpin Yimminy]

TRD wrote:

<quoted text>Then before you know it, it's Wednesday and he owns you again. It's better to just give in to the Borg.

I gave up. They still haven't come by with the plows. The result will be an 8ft bank right across the end of the driveway. Looks like I'm going to have spring and pay one of those snow vultures who drive around looking for $$ after snow events. Using my snow-blower is like pissing up a waterfall. I did manage to get into my car through the rear hatch and retrieve my mood enhancer. Let's see what tomorrow brings.