Joke: 1) Thou shall not commit incest.
Idgaf: why not?
Joke: 2) Thou shall not indulge in hypogamy.
Idgaf: why not?
Joke: 3) Thou shall not indulge in inbreeding.
Idgaf: why not and I think you are being redundant with 1 and 3
Joke: 4) Thou shall not murder
Idgaf: why not? What do you consider murder?
Joke: nor eat the flesh
Idgaf: I smell vegitarian ... And when your legumes no longer grow what do you eat? Why not, other than your crazy mental destabilization. Sounds to me like you are low on preotein, better eat some cow or pork or chicken to build up your muscles all of them.
Joke: 5) Thou shall not undertake animal and human sacrifices.
Idgaf: why not?
Joke: 6) Thou shall not perceive Godhead as independent of the Manifestation.
Idgaf: I suppose if you find yourself believing ... Or maybe your supramentalization just lost me here
Joke: 7) Thou shall make self-realization the sacred and highest aim of life.
Idgaf: like how? Specifically why does it matter? The highest aim in life should be to be the best person you can be period.
Joke: 8) Thou shall take initiation from a Master of Self-Realization.
Idgaf: and that would be you or someone like you? So, what have you accomplished to make someone want to follow in your footsteps?
Joke: 9) Thou shall try
Idgaf: really ... What if you just come from a long line of bad bad bad people ... Just whisk away the bad karma via supraM hmmm ... How 'bout adding ... Get off your ass and do something! Expect nothing more than what you do from life. Don't wait for things to happen, make them happen. Work hard. Be the best person you can be for yourself. Etc etc etc and many more
Joke: 10) Thou shall no
Idgaf: I suppose ... Has it interfered with your sex life? Oh, wait, I think one of your commandments might be to not indulge in sexual activities 'cause your weiner might fall off or may introduce bad karma to your hand.
Joke: 11) Thou - males and females - shall not indulge in anal sex as this pervers
Idgaf: how do you know this? Personal trials and tribulations? Really why does it matter who, what or how you have sex? Maybe you should investigate the pressure relief value of sex in general.
Joke: 12) Thou shalt eat vegetarian food that's karma-free and beneficial to the being.
Idgaf: I see where the flawed mind is coming from ... Eat meat!!! It's good for you.
Joke:13) Thou shall not imbibe spirits as alcohol damages the vital organ
Idgaf: Joel, go drink some good beer and maybe it'll put you in a state of Megamentalization. Don't worry about your vital organs too much ...
Joke: 14) Thou shall keep a separate set of clothes for use in the washroom during defecation as
Idgaf: man, I hope you never get the vegitarian runs or you will be bathing all day long ... Really, look at the BS, you are right, it is foul with nasty oders
Joke: 15) Thou shall not pick up weapons
Idgaf: yes, be in your higher state when the bad guy comes to your door with an AK and hope that your stupidmentalization will stop the bullets. I think I'll stick to owning guns and having fun shooting them as desired.
Joke: 16) Thou shall not wear stitched clot
Idgaf: really, how did you come upon this one? Do you wear the Joel bdoy condom?
Joke: 17) Thou shall not wear leather prod
Idgaf: man, you are one strange cat ...