So you passed each other at the penitentiary security turnstile, eh?<quoted text>I met the man when I was 42 and he was 54. We married last year. Get over yourself.
He was leaving to his Work Release and you were entering to serve your 90 days for Petty Larceny. It was lust at first sight.
When repeating your vows, you both answered "Maybe" instead of "I do". And then they fingerprinted both.
Do you both make each other wear Electronic Tethers as part of the pre-nup?