Maybe not where you live, but my story is true, just like my God, Heaven, Hell, and it doesn't make one bit of difference to me, whether you believe in any above or not.<quoted text>
ROFLMAO You make up some SERIOUSLY stupid shit stories. You would not have gone to court to stand in front of a judge for a "small dent" in a car.
Why do you have to lie (and so stupidity) to make a eqaually stupid point?
Why is it my Jesus bothers you so much? Could it be, the same reason He's bothered many throughout time?