How fu**ed up are that the size of your whelps is a point of pride? Is that the apex of your accomplishments? Sad.
Hey, what did you think about the weight of those two babies?
This was funny. After I gave birth to the 9 lb 15 ounce baby, nurses would come into my room to check me out, because they couldn't believe someone my size could have such a big baby! Ain't that something?
Must have been all the O'reos.