Has this happened to you?
Posted in the Pollock Pines Forum
#1 Mar 20, 2013
So I was at work today, getting ready to give my big presentation to our potential clients, and I was really nervous. I had a little time to spare, which sucked because it was just making me more and more nervous. I have a weak stomach and it was too much for me I guess, and before I knew it my guts started to bubble. I knew I had to release some of the pressure, but when I went to fart; I actually sharted instead....Had to make up some real quick and lame excuse and drive home, damn that sucked and was not a very comfortable drive if u know what I mean. Needless to say I didn't make it back in time for the presentation. Now I'm in jeopardy of being fired....man I never thought in a million years that I would soil my pants and have it lead to the possible ruining of my life. What should I do, I'm afraid if I tell the truth I'll be humiliated, but my alibi makes me look like a p.o.s.(no pun intended) So what should I do, this situation is really shitty (once again no pun intended)
Thoughts? Please any advice couldn't hurt....
Anything will help, maybe a sympathy story to cheer me up, I'm pretty desperate right now.
#2 Mar 20, 2013
As they say "shit happens" my friend. For more examples of that just read any one of my illiterate right wing rants right here on Topix!
#3 Mar 20, 2013
You've got a point there dude! You've been stinking up this board for years!
#4 Mar 30, 2013
What a crappy situation
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