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Mountaineer

Mount Vernon, OH

#1 Aug 14, 2011
I have been hearing that there are splinter cell groups of Amish going bad.(The Amish Mafia) They have been strong arming local fruit and vegetable stands in the county, demanding money for protection. Taking farms and equipment at will. Riding the backroads in their black buggies brandishing Thompson .45's on passerby's. No farm animal is safe. I've heard that cattle rustling is on the rise. Has anyone else heard or experienced anything of the sort?
Machine-Gun Abraham

Point Pleasant, WV

#2 Aug 14, 2011
If thou doest know what is good for thee, thou shalt keep thine mouth shut!
Walmart Willie

Middleport, OH

#3 Aug 15, 2011
Discovered several landmines yesterday on the Mason Bridge, left there by one of their horse's. I also heard they were operating a clandescent Fruit-roll-up lab in one of their barns behind West Columbia.
Mountaineer

Mount Vernon, OH

#4 Aug 15, 2011
Well....250 acres of corn was torched last night. A cheese truck was hijacked and ransacked out on Rt. 35. You dairy farmers need to watch your Jersey's. Ladies please do not leave your pies in the window to cool.
done it with her

Point Pleasant, WV

#5 Aug 15, 2011
Hey, they also have a brothel. They are buy one get one free. Once you get past the smell it aint bad.

kathy patterson
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#6 Aug 15, 2011
hilarios! who would direct[dead or alive directors] this story line if ever made into movie? i vote Kubrick or Burton.
Turd Farmer

Kurtistown, HI

#7 Aug 15, 2011
I Wondered who'd been pervertin' my dang water buffalo.
Mountaineer

Cleveland, OH

#8 Aug 15, 2011
Tensions are running high out on Sassafras Rd. Seems that the Mennonites are trying to muscle in on land grabbing out that way. They have gangs of their own, they are ruthless! The local folks don't stand a chance if they pick up anymore momentum.
S I T E F A N

Hansford, WV

#9 Aug 15, 2011
What is an amish girls fantasy?

Two mennonite!

“I know it all.”

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#10 Aug 15, 2011
LOL
Walmart Willie

Middleport, OH

#11 Aug 16, 2011
It's day when an Amish guy finds one of his sheep with it's head caught in the fence.
Mountaineer

Marion, OH

#12 Sep 28, 2011
The pumpkin patches are in jeopardy around the county. They have been raiding them left and right. Farmers you need to post armed guards. Pies will be sold on the black market driving "granny" out of business.
hilarious

United States

#13 Sep 28, 2011
S I T E F A N wrote:
What is an amish girls fantasy?

Two mennonite!
2 menanite , that funny shit , I don't care who u r , lord bless the lil pigmees n new guiney
Mountaineer

South Lyon, MI

#14 Dec 12, 2012
I told you people they existed. You can watch them on Discovery channel tonight and see them in action. They've been around for years. The farmers are in a heap of trouble with these renegades running amuck.
Amongst us

Lebanon, VA

#15 Dec 12, 2012
they are. Watch your wives and daughters but especially your sheep.
on the prowl

Tucker, GA

#16 Dec 12, 2012
Mountaineer wrote:
I told you people they existed. You can watch them on Discovery channel tonight and see them in action. They've been around for years. The farmers are in a heap of trouble with these renegades running amuck.
I seen Joshua and Jacob yoder stealing gas out on potters creek road 2 nights ago then I seen them again at mason wal mart buying condoms what's up with these guys
Mountaineer

Langsville, OH

#17 Dec 12, 2012
If they were wearing the black hats they was up to no good, that's for sure. Getting ready to get some English chicks and smoke some green corn.
on the prowl

Tucker, GA

#18 Dec 12, 2012
Mountaineer wrote:
If they were wearing the black hats they was up to no good, that's for sure. Getting ready to get some English chicks and smoke some green corn.
yeah they had black hats and blue shirts on I just hope they don't come out my way I also heard they are learning how to make meth if they learn that we're gonna have to move out of mason county
on the prowl

Tucker, GA

#19 Dec 13, 2012
The yoder boys just struck again my friend called me and said he seen them running from his barn when he got to his barn he noticed a small fire in the middle of his barn he didn't have anything to put it out with so he stomped it them dirty little bastards shit in two paper sacks and set them to fire we need to put a stop to this Amish mafia before it goes any further
on the prowl

Tucker, GA

#20 Dec 13, 2012
The police finally got to my friends barn my friend is really disturbed at what he found there was a big mess on his prize sheep and condoms everywhere this is ridiculous

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