Wiccan the basics
Hibby Wilcat

United States

#1 Sep 20, 2013
Several of you se interested in practicing the principles of Wicca. Lets start with the basics 1) are you a social out cast , do people stop an ask you how long the carnival will be in town when they see you shopping , If so that's a good start. Also need to get some black clothes an shitty jailhouse looking tattoos. If you have all these you are well on your way . Them you pick a couple of names for yourself something really earthy for example - Oak star, Bear Penis ,Goat Titts etc. Then you need a strange hairstyle you can dye your hair or let a three year old cut it with a pair of safety scissors the worse it looks the better. To be continued
Hibby Wilcat

United States

#2 Sep 20, 2013
You will need to start speaking metaphorically. Never answer any question directly but respond with a metaphor. If your parents ask you when you plan on moving out of their basement - respond by saying - the moon an the stars they guide my foot steps. Also helps to have multiple piercing s. Fish hooks dry wall screws make it really look painful. To be continued
wondermusly

Jonesboro, AR

#4 Sep 20, 2013
lol...you guys aren't wiccans. those folks would run you out of the group. now us druids, we are the real thing :)
Ec Jenkins

United States

#6 Sep 23, 2013
wondermusly wrote:
lol...you guys aren't wiccans. those folks would run you out of the group. now us druids, we are the real thing :)
My Wiccan name is Goat Nutts I damed sure am Wiccan I got some pants with chains for suspenders
guest

United States

#7 Sep 23, 2013
Stupid
Wiccan leaks

Jonesboro, AR

#8 Sep 23, 2013
I have a wiccan infection
guest

United States

#9 Sep 23, 2013
you can keep your religions and gods... all of them. Superstitious nutjobs. Its the Necromancer way. Only in your due time....
Belong

Jonesboro, AR

#10 Sep 23, 2013
Sounds like you fit right in here in Poca.

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