Why is Michelle Obama So Pretty, When...

Why is Michelle Obama So Pretty, When Most Colored Women Are So Ugly?

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Pastor Deacon Fred

Pendleton, KY

#1 Apr 17, 2011
In order to understand why lots of normal folks find the First Lady, Michelle Obama attractive, you need to dig up some of the dirt under her Family Weeds. She doesn't have a Family Tree, like you and me.

Michelle Obama's last name is "Robinson." And if you go back a generation or two, you will find that the Robinson's were white folks. Just as white as me! The Robinson family had a reputation for sluttery. By this, I mean the sons, daughters, fathers and mothers long before Michelle Robinson was born were sleeping around with other races, mostly their hired help. Michelle Obama, is only considered pretty because she is the by-product of sinful inter-race mingling.

The reason why so many folks find Michelle Obama pretty while they wouldn't bat an eye at any other colored girl or woman, is because the First Lady has a lot of white in her. But as you should note, some things are a little off - like the size of her teeth, and her chin and jaw-line are askew. Her legs also look like something out of a Ritchy Rich comic book, but thank Jesus our eyes have been saved from seeing those! These slightly deformed features peppered upon the flesh and bones of who out of obligation to the Nation we call, "The First Lady," were put there by God to remind True Christians that Michelle Obama is the by-product of sinful relations. Relations Scripture refers to as, "unequal yoking."

"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hat righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light (white) with darkness?- II Corinthians 6:14

I pray sincerely as an ordained minister of the Gospel of Jesus Christ that I have helped all of you understand how to think correctly.

Praise be to God! Amen.
nut case at it again

Viola, AR

#2 Apr 17, 2011
Pastor Deacon Fred wrote:
In order to understand why lots of normal folks find the First Lady, Michelle Obama attractive, you need to dig up some of the dirt under her Family Weeds. She doesn't have a Family Tree, like you and me.
Michelle Obama's last name is "Robinson." And if you go back a generation or two, you will find that the Robinson's were white folks. Just as white as me! The Robinson family had a reputation for sluttery. By this, I mean the sons, daughters, fathers and mothers long before Michelle Robinson was born were sleeping around with other races, mostly their hired help. Michelle Obama, is only considered pretty because she is the by-product of sinful inter-race mingling.
The reason why so many folks find Michelle Obama pretty while they wouldn't bat an eye at any other colored girl or woman, is because the First Lady has a lot of white in her. But as you should note, some things are a little off - like the size of her teeth, and her chin and jaw-line are askew. Her legs also look like something out of a Ritchy Rich comic book, but thank Jesus our eyes have been saved from seeing those! These slightly deformed features peppered upon the flesh and bones of who out of obligation to the Nation we call, "The First Lady," were put there by God to remind True Christians that Michelle Obama is the by-product of sinful relations. Relations Scripture refers to as, "unequal yoking."
"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hat righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light (white) with darkness?- II Corinthians 6:14
I pray sincerely as an ordained minister of the Gospel of Jesus Christ that I have helped all of you understand how to think correctly.
Praise be to God! Amen.
DON'T RESPOND TO THIS TROLL
this from the website landover baptist .com
it's a parody on Southern churchs
Just so you know

Mountain Home, AR

#3 Apr 17, 2011
Well, somebody is nuts if they think Michelle Obama is pretty. Either that or they need new glasses!
Obamanation

Bexar, AR

#4 Apr 17, 2011
Just "axe" any brother, he will tell you that their biggest goal in life is to have a purple "caddy" and a white woman. Black women are so ugly, even their own kind don't want them!
Pastor Deacon Fred

Pendleton, KY

#5 Apr 17, 2011
nut case at it again wrote:
DON'T RESPOND TO THIS TROLL
this from the website landover baptist .com
it's a parody on Southern churchs
Please note - If you do not have the same beliefs as I do, you are going to burn in Hell forever.
Snarkie

Bradenton, FL

#7 Sep 16, 2011
I never did get the football mouthguard looking thing they BOTH have directly under their lower lip. It DOES look like some kind of genetic 'nuance'. LOL

And I agree. One of the first times I saw her was her appearing on Leno. My GAWD. Those thighs are sure showing years of cramming armloads of french fries (Massive cellulite). LOL and she preaches about health/food. What an asshole. I suspect she has some kind of disease.

Since: Sep 11

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#8 Sep 17, 2011
Obamanation wrote:
Just "axe" any brother, he will tell you that their biggest goal in life is to have a purple "caddy" and a white woman. Black women are so ugly, even their own kind don't want them!
That is BS. I am married to a white woman because I fell in love with a white woman. There is nothing wrong with black women. In fact, my mother and sisters are all black women. Many others in my family. I don't own a caddy, I have an old ford pick-up that I am proud of and it's not purple.
guest

Wind Ridge, PA

#9 Sep 17, 2011
james, you seem new to topix. this crap is copied and pasted from a bs site called land over baptist. i don't think michelle is pretty and i certainly don't think most black women are ugly. what horseshit. they're just trying to drag people into a pissin' contest. best to ignore the crap and not give them what they want.
Miriam

Palo Alto, CA

#10 Jan 13, 2014
Black women and other women of color (Asian, Hispanic, Native American, Middle Eastern, etc.) generally don't age like white women (fact). Back women come in all shades, have the most variety of hair types, features, etc. This is true even in Africa (even of non "mixed" groups). Of course-we are all "mixed." Africa has the most genetic diversity of any other place on earth (both genotypes and phenoypes). Black women are not just what you see on the 5 o'clock news and have made monumental strides in the history of this country and in the motherland. If you don't believe me-Google it.

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