Jevoah witnesses come calling

Jevoah witnesses come calling

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praise the lord

United States

#1 Sep 30, 2010
Am I the only one here that has to deal with the Jehovah witnesses that seem to believe it is their divine right to come onto your place past the No trespassing signs and up a 1/2 mile driveway during your lunch hour just to try to lecture me about Satan and hell.
I told them that I was A Baptist ( I'm not ) and I wasn't going to change religions , that doesn't seem to phase them , they just keep coming back about every 6 months , the only thing that stops them is a locked driveway gate.
beer drinker

United States

#2 Sep 30, 2010
well, I haven't had any problem with them since I opened the door with a beer in my hand and "accidently" spilled some on them.

Ash Flat, AR

#3 Sep 30, 2010
The next time they come to pay you a little visit, be sure to let them know that if they do it again you will call the police and report them for tresspassing. That'll keep them away for sure.

Jonesboro, AR

#4 Sep 30, 2010
they are very strange people,they dont seem to be to bright,,bless theyre hearts.
praise the lord

United States

#5 Sep 30, 2010
guest wrote:
they are very strange people,they dont seem to be to bright,,bless theyre hearts.
They are strange , after you tell them no and say goodbye they stand in front of your door for at least a couple of minutes .
It's like they just can not believe that you do not want to be saved and then they put their little pamphlet in the door and drive slowly down the drive way.

Brockwell, AR

#6 Sep 30, 2010
Two Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on a man's door, and when the man opened it, one of the Witnesses said, "Hello. We're Jehovah's Witnesses, and we'd like to come in and talk to you

"Sure! Come on in", said the man, smiling.

The two Witnesses looked at each other with puzzled looks on their faces....but followed the man into his house.

"Y'all have a seat.", offered the homeowner.

Again the two Witnesses look, questioningly, at each other...and sat down on the couch as the man seated himself, opposite them, on an easy chair.

The man clapped his hands once and said, "So! What did you want to talk to me about?"

The two Witnessess, once again, exchanged questioning glances and one oth them said......

"Uh, ummmm, errrr.....Hell, we don't know. We ain't never got this far before."
fat fool

Cherokee Village, AR

#7 Sep 30, 2010
i answered the door naked with a bowl of cool whip and a paddle then was dressed and denied it when popo arrived

Jonesboro, AR

#8 Oct 3, 2010
false religion

Jonesboro, AR

#9 Nov 12, 2012
google this religion you kind find all kinds of stuff out about it. Spread the word so that more people might leave that religion before its to late.

Ash Flat, AR

#10 Nov 12, 2012
I know several Jehovah witnesses and they are Good people maybe you should google this religion you might learn something I have NEVER been treated with anything but respect from any of them

United States

#11 Nov 12, 2012
Just put yourself up an american flag and that will keep them away.....:)
false religion

Jonesboro, AR

#12 Nov 14, 2012
to Really, you have no idea until you have spent years and years of your life trying to break free from them. You are shunned for digging for the truth. They use the watchtower as their guide, to be told how to think and what to think, where to live, what holidays they can and can't celebrate. , read this website and do some digging. The NWT bible they used was wrote by 3 guys. They have ommited scriptures, in the book of revelations it says do not take away or add to the bible and they have done both. That is a sin.
false religion

Jonesboro, AR

#13 Nov 14, 2012
Revelation 22:18-19 says, "For I testify unto everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book, if anyone adds to these things, God will add to him the plagues that are written in this book; And if anyone takes away from the words of this book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part from the Book of Life, and from the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."

Rogers, AR

#14 Nov 14, 2012
biker_dude wrote:
Just put yourself up an american flag and that will keep them away.....:)
if their men just ask one of them if their gay....if a woman tell her you would love to do her,bet they wont be Back ever.I for one use in my underwear scraping my bag they don't seem to like that.

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