Seeking Portal Gatekeeper

Seeking Portal Gatekeeper

Posted in the Pocahontas Forum

Frank

Conway, AR

#1 Oct 8, 2012
If you really knew me, you would know that currently I am looking for a gatekeeper for My Portal. You need to be atleast 18+ yeara and older and gone through portal training extensively. If you have not done so you risk the chance of getting killed by the portal monsters and I do not feel like dealing with the paperwork. Over the past month I had 132 gatekeepers and they all --- well lets just say may they rest in peace. Anywho, if your interested let me know. Contact details below: Portal Planet of Anti-Earth. 11191 Hyew Blvd. (4:51) 5:21-5:444 Your Portal God,Frank the Bunny
gfu
#2 Oct 11, 2012
i have been a gate keeper for over 500 years and have battled many portal monsters, i have also mastered shape shifting, which makes defeating portal monsters easier, i wish u luck in yuor quest of finding a gate keeper.............

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#3 Oct 16, 2012
I hope you know that asking for a portal gate keeper in these parts is not something to be doing. We have lost many a good town folk to such adventurous ways. If you have a portal you need tending to I would suggest going to a more populated city were the members of said community are not as valued as they are here in Pocahontas.
zman

Jonesboro, AR

#4 Oct 17, 2012
Do you have your Portal License? Is your portal tax paid up?
wonder

Bexar, AR

#5 Oct 18, 2012
question is - do they have enough tin foil for hats?
gfu
#6 Oct 21, 2012
i wear a noodle strainer for my hat i need no foil, weak human
hammer

Jonesboro, AR

#7 Oct 21, 2012
Poop chute & portal gate is the same thing people.
gfu
#8 Oct 21, 2012
yea i knw i just love messing with these weeney bumpers yukkk
Frank

Conway, AR

#9 Oct 28, 2012
Thank you for your applications. Decisions will be made shortly.

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