Floyd R Turbo

Jonesboro, AR

#1 Mar 19, 2013
Hey, Floyd R. Turbo here. I have always wanted to learn a second language, so I study every day. Recently I have discovered a new way to experience the joy of speaking a new language. In times past the only way to test out your new language skills is to go to you favorite convenience store and spend between three to seven hours screaming MARBOREAL!
Thank goodness the times are a changing. Now to get the same experience all you have to do is call up the customer service for your local Sears and Roebuck's and you will be transported to the magical land of India or if you are really fortunate you can learn Mandarin Chinese by calling up customer service for your local Wal-Mart.
Ed! get that candy bar out of your mouth. You're going to get so big Severinsen and his Orchestra won't be able to pry your arse off that couch.
Dagg nabit! I didn't get a 'Harumph' from that man!
Are you crazy? Give the sheriff a 'Harumph'.
Carry me back to old Virginny.
Where the hell's my hat?
Through the park Hobson, you know how I love the park.
Let's drop by Joe-Petes and get us a rootbeer float.

Jonesboro, AR

#2 Mar 19, 2013
You need help

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