breaking news !!!!!
Jesus Jesus Jesus

Jacksonville, AR

#1 Mar 2, 2011
John Mcginnis From Hardin KY will be in revival at Christ In You Tabernacle Church March 13 - 16 - Our Church is at 2329 Hwy 304 E in Pocahontas AR. 1/2 mile past BRTC on the right. Brother John is the founder of the John Henry Band and is a minister of the Gospel. John is also a professional fisherman. He fishes of the FLW and Bassmasters tour. John is the Hardee's boat on the tours.
Everyone is invited to attend.
Praise the Lord

Cherokee Village, AR

#2 Mar 2, 2011
Jesus Jesus Jesus wrote:
John Mcginnis From Hardin KY will be in revival at Christ In You Tabernacle Church March 13 - 16 - Our Church is at 2329 Hwy 304 E in Pocahontas AR. 1/2 mile past BRTC on the right. Brother John is the founder of the John Henry Band and is a minister of the Gospel. John is also a professional fisherman. He fishes of the FLW and Bassmasters tour. John is the Hardee's boat on the tours.
Everyone is invited to attend.
Just what this town needs with it's high unemployment and 100 or so churches ,you have to bring in some Professional fisherman to show us how to bait a hook .
O Boy there will be some real bible thumping ,snake charming , speaking in tongues and rolling around on the ground at that event.
The door prize will be a Zebco rod and reel valued at $10.
what has happened

Jonesboro, AR

#3 Mar 2, 2011
i wish people would quit putting church announcements on such a nasty site. they know how they will end up.
Guest

Harviell, MO

#4 Mar 2, 2011
It's because they're retarded
bible thumper

Evening Shade, AR

#5 Mar 2, 2011
what has happened wrote:
i wish people would quit putting church announcements on such a nasty site. they know how they will end up.
it,s the sinners who need redemption,not the saints.maybe you should attend the service,even if you dont enjoy it you would have something to talk about
Yes siree

Camp, AR

#6 Mar 2, 2011
bible thumper wrote:
<quoted text> it,s the sinners who need redemption,not the saints.maybe you should attend the service,even if you dont enjoy it you would have something to talk about
You have that right , going to some crazy ass church meeting is almost as much fun as watching fat people at Walmart.
Go and convert some Jehovah witnesses or find some Wiccans to torture .
O praise the lord

Camp, AR

#7 Mar 2, 2011
Jesus Jesus Jesus wrote:
John Mcginnis From Hardin KY will be in revival at Christ In You Tabernacle Church March 13 - 16 - Our Church is at 2329 Hwy 304 E in Pocahontas AR. 1/2 mile past BRTC on the right. Brother John is the founder of the John Henry Band and is a minister of the Gospel. John is also a professional fisherman. He fishes of the FLW and Bassmasters tour. John is the Hardee's boat on the tours.
Everyone is invited to attend.
Can hardly wait for this clown act to come to town, lots of huppin and hollin .
great entertainment for the mentally deranged!
Dolly Llama

Jonesboro, AR

#8 Mar 2, 2011
This is quite possibly the worst breaking news in the history of breaking news. My right testicle itching slightly is more "breaking" than this crap.

Have fun with the bible thumping and hook baiting. Hmmm, would that make this Brother John dude a master baiter?
do they have a permit

Evening Shade, AR

#9 Mar 2, 2011
Dolly Llama wrote:
This is quite possibly the worst breaking news in the history of breaking news. My right testicle itching slightly is more "breaking" than this crap.
Have fun with the bible thumping and hook baiting. Hmmm, would that make this Brother John dude a master baiter?
hey did this Church get the required permits for this breaking news ?
Well he is the founder of his own band,what ever that means?
They Maybe a band of fish bait hookers or since this is a roving band ,maybe they are something sinister.
Stay alert and make sure that our Chief of police and sheriff realize that there could be a danger here .
After all this guy isn't a fourth generation pure Poky and he can't even run for an office yet .
it is going to be great

Ash Flat, AR

#10 Mar 3, 2011
do they have a permit wrote:
<quoted text>
hey did this Church get the required permits for this breaking news ?
Well he is the founder of his own band,what ever that means?
They Maybe a band of fish bait hookers or since this is a roving band ,maybe they are something sinister.
Stay alert and make sure that our Chief of police and sheriff realize that there could be a danger here .
After all this guy isn't a fourth generation pure Poky and he can't even run for an office yet .
They don't need a permit unless they are going outside of the church property.
This is going to be such a super event and you all need to come to it and get saved.

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#11 Mar 3, 2011
it is going to be great wrote:
you all need to come to it and get saved.
No need.
put some ice on it

Evening Shade, AR

#12 Mar 5, 2011
Dolly Llama wrote:
This is quite possibly the worst breaking news in the history of breaking news. My right testicle itching slightly is more "breaking" than this crap.
Have fun with the bible thumping and hook baiting. Hmmm, would that make this Brother John dude a master baiter?
You better take care of those family jewels,if they are itching you might try some ice. Maybe you should ask that Master baiter Brother John and his band ,"just what do you do for sore nuts"?
He has to have experienced them since he is sitting in a boat all day in the hot sun.
Maybe he just drops ice cubes down his pants to keep those little gems from scriffling up.

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