Brilliant post! Goes to the intellectual core of Topix. The hidden desire to engage in homo-erotic behaviour, being taken by your lover at the typewriter.<quoted text>
Isn't that bad? It SUCKS! I can barely understand anything you say. Maybe you type with a salami sandwich in your mouth, maybe you type while your boyfriend is pounding you from behind or maybe you are just another stupid foreigner but whatever it is you should really fix it!
Try Craigslist to find your fantasy!