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Redd

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Jan 11, 2013
 
Reality Check wrote:
Looks like the Obama administration is going ahead with the next step in our path to socialism. Joe Biden is meeting on capital hill this week with the NRA and the movie and gaming industries to see what can be done about guns. First it was our healthcare, then it was our taxes, now it's our guns. Does anyone else not see the systematic dismantleing of our American society?
Naw...of course I try to be a optimist, life's now too short to really worry about something I can't do a damned thing about..
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Jan 11, 2013
 
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN – An American Flag bought online for an Anti-U.S. protest nearly died of smoke inhalation yesterday from the fumes of burning protesters who in an attempt to light the flag on fire, instead negligently set themselves ablaze.

The flag, who goes by the name of Serial Number: 01023492, claims that all he remembers was being taken out of his box by a number of apparently disgruntled Middle Eastern men, which he identified instantly by their anti-American chants and misspelled signs.

“At first I thought I was at an Occupy Wall St. protest, and that things were probably going to be alright when I saw signs that read,‘Don’t Disgrace our Profits’, but then I realized it was a group of pissed off Taliban protesters when I read another that read,‘I’m here to kill Americans [Shoot Me].’”

The scene became quite dire for Flag 01023492 when the Taliban members tried to light him on fire with a Bic lighter. Due to his Nylon composition, ignition was difficult to achieve, and out of frustration the flag was thrown to the ground.

“Another flag was taken out of its box, and when they began pulling cans of stolen JP8 out of the beds of their Bongo trucks I knew he was done for. They started dousing him in fuel, which I noticed was being carelessly thrown all over the place, including themselves. Additionally one of the members forgot to put the cap on the container allowing for fuel vapor to disperse over the area. The flag was then hoisted up on a stick, and I couldn’t watch any more of the cowardly acts.”

Flag 01023492 went on to claim that the Taliban began playing the knock off of a Blue Oyster Cult song titled,“Taliburnin’ for You” over the loud speakers usually designated for daily prayers. It was then that all hell broke loose when the guy with the lighter tripped over one of the command detonation wires they were intending on using later, and lit himself on fire. Of course with no knowledge of Stop, Drop, and Roll he began to run around at random.

Everyone tried to get out of his way, but he ran into a fellow protestor and instantly lit his fuel-soaked man dress in the process.

“Eventually the vapors lit and the can blew, and before I it knew they were all a pile of burning falafel kabobs. I immediately began having difficulty breathing because of the all the smoke from the burning remains, but soon a patrol of American troops came along and rescued me.”

“He was in dire straits,” stated Combat Medic SGT Roman Polowski,“I really didn’t know if he was going to make it. I immediately began to perform interventions consisting of irrigating his stars and stripes with Saline, and drying him off with oxygen using a non-rebreather mask.”

Upon arriving back in the United States he was admitted to Walter Reed Army Medical Center for further rehabilitation.

“We expect him to make a full return to duty, but aren’t pushing him too hard. As of right now he is assigned to half staff duty which has unfortunately been occurring at a much higher rate lately. It won’t be too long before Flag 01023492 will be flying proudly at full staff.” stated Dr. Shannon Ross, a distant granddaughter of Betsy Ross.

Flag 01023492 is being meritoriously promoted to honor flag, and is set to return to full duty soon at the Pentagon. There are also rumors that he may even be awarded a medal for “bravery under fire and for the termination of multiple Taliban fighters.”

Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/09/american-fl...
Old Army

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Did the Taliban fighters get their promised virgins?
WARRIOR

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#20597
Jan 11, 2013
 
BARNEYII wrote:
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If you are so damn stupid not to know already, I suggest you Google it and find out.
Then, you might have some what of a clue of which you speak.
Tell us Barney why Obama has not got us out of the Wars? Why must our children still die under this administration. What is the Mission NOW? What is our current American body count?
WARRIOR

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#20598
Jan 11, 2013
 
BARNEYII wrote:
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So it was a war not an operation?
Truth of the matter the Iraq war was Cheney's gift to Halliburton
and W went along for the revenge;
Saddam Hussein is an uniquely American concern, President George W Bush said late today ... "After all this is the guy who tried to kill my dad.
Good post! I agree Barney! Now why has Obama had us over there for the past FOUR YEARS? Why does Obama insist our CHILDREN be killed in foreign lands? What is the Obama MISSION! I could bring every American home from every country in the world if I had 4 years to do it! Obama LIKES WAR doesn't he Barney?
Reality Check

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Jan 11, 2013
 
Redd wrote:
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Naw...of course I try to be a optimist, life's now too short to really worry about something I can't do a damned thing about..
Good point.
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Voting is not what it use to be, because now all the outside interst tell lies from day one and the voice of the candidate is rarely heard.
Redd

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<quoted text>Good post! I agree Barney! Now why has Obama had us over there for the past FOUR YEARS? Why does Obama insist our CHILDREN be killed in foreign lands? What is the Obama MISSION! I could bring every American home from every country in the world if I had 4 years to do it! Obama LIKES WAR doesn't he Barney?
Understanding the intricacies involved, the situations presented, and the outside pressure applied, a sitting President must rely mostly on the advice of others in most situations he faces.

Sorta like when Alice was confronted with Jabberwocky in Lewis Carroll's book. Unfortunately, Obama, or any other president, doesn't have a Humpty Dumpty there to patiently and accurately (and without prejudice) explain it's true meaning.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.'

Not a defense of Obama, but there'a a reason every President becomes grey headed quite quickly.

[Strangelove's plan for post-nuclear war survival involves living underground with a 10:1 female-to-male ratio]
General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
Redd

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#20604
Jan 12, 2013
 
WARRIOR wrote:
<quoted text>Tell us Barney why Obama has not got us out of the Wars? Why must our children still die under this administration. What is the Mission NOW? What is our current American body count?
Besides...

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/president...
Redd

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Old Army wrote:
Did the Taliban fighters get their promised virgins?
Instead, let's hope they get 72 bitchin' mother-in-laws.
Billy Bob

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#20606
Jan 12, 2013
 
BARNEYII wrote:
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So it was a war not an operation?
Truth of the matter the Iraq war was Cheney's gift to Halliburton
and W went along for the revenge;
Saddam Hussein is an uniquely American concern, President George W Bush said late today ... "After all this is the guy who tried to kill my dad.
Have to agree with you there.
For you

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#20607
Jan 12, 2013
 
BARNEYII wrote:
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He has amazed me for months, just when you think you have seen the utmost in preposterous replies, they raise the bar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =gi-7FddKHjo
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Redd wrote:
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Instead, let's hope they get 72 bitchin' mother-in-laws.
72 virgin sheep.... No hang on if that happened then "OLD ARMY" wound convert.
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Jan 12, 2013
 
Redd wrote:
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Understanding the intricacies involved, the situations presented, and the outside pressure applied, a sitting President must rely mostly on the advice of others in most situations he faces.
Sorta like when Alice was confronted with Jabberwocky in Lewis Carroll's book. Unfortunately, Obama, or any other president, doesn't have a Humpty Dumpty there to patiently and accurately (and without prejudice) explain it's true meaning.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.'
Not a defense of Obama, but there'a a reason every President becomes grey headed quite quickly.
[Strangelove's plan for post-nuclear war survival involves living underground with a 10:1 female-to-male ratio]
General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
Obama could order those troops home by the end of the month and they ALL would be here. Why doesn't he do that humpty dumpty?

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#20610
Jan 12, 2013
 
Redd wrote:
That is just one war Redd, he said "wars".

Better tell him something about those other wars, or he will try and use my tactics, and pound you on it till you answer.

At least the boy has learned something.
Old Army

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Billy Bob wrote:
<quoted text> 72 virgin sheep.... No hang on if that happened then "OLD ARMY" wound convert.
What kind of man are you? Never mind, you and I both know you're not a man and a despicable excuse for a woman.
Obvious

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#20612
Jan 12, 2013
 
BARNEYII wrote:
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That is just one war Redd, he said "wars".
Better tell him something about those other wars, or he will try and use my tactics, and pound you on it till you answer.
At least the boy has learned something.
If only you would
John McCain

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WARRIOR wrote:
<quoted text>Obama could order those troops home by the end of the month and they ALL would be here. Why doesn't he do that humpty dumpty?
WTF you mean, "order those troops home", how in the Hell do you expect the USA to maintain its military empire ordering those troops home?

You keep this crap up, me and my buddy Lindsey Graham, are going to get really pissed off.



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BARNEYII wrote:
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That is just one war Redd, he said "wars".
Better tell him something about those other wars, or he will try and use my tactics, and pound you on it till you answer.
At least the boy has learned something.
So now redd is pulling your strings. You can't answer on your own? You need somebody else to do your dirty work! Dance little puppet, dance......

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Obvious wrote:
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If only you would
Perhaps I could learn how to get under your skin, oh wait, looks I have already have.

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