Good Jokes, Let's Try to Keep 'Em Clean! (Well, somewhat anyway!)

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One on One

Salem, AR

#1 Nov 17, 2009
A college professor was teaching a class any talking about strange happenings in this world. He asked if there was anyone that had ever seen a ghost. A few raised their hand. Then he asked if anyone had ever talked to a ghost. That weeded out a few more of them. Then he asked if anyone had experienced a sexual encounter with a ghost. Just one person raised their hand. The professor was amazed. He said, "You mean you have had a sexual encounter with a GHOST?" The old boy sat back down and said, "Ghost? I thought you said GOATS!"
Shiro

Jacksonville, AR

#2 Nov 18, 2009
When I met Mr.Right, I didn't know his first name was Always!!
yeah whatever

Leesville, LA

#3 Nov 18, 2009
Shiro wrote:
When I met Mr.Right, I didn't know his first name was Always!!
they just wished they were always right.
joker

Lake Charles, LA

#4 Nov 18, 2009
how can you tell if your women is wearing pantyhose? if she farts her ankles swell
amy

Atlanta, GA

#5 May 28, 2014
One on One wrote:
A college professor was teaching a class any talking about strange happenings in this world. He asked if there was anyone that had ever seen a ghost. A few raised their hand. Then he asked if anyone had ever talked to a ghost. That weeded out a few more of them. Then he asked if anyone had experienced a sexual encounter with a ghost. Just one person raised their hand. The professor was amazed. He said, "You mean you have had a sexual encounter with a GHOST?" The old boy sat back down and said, "Ghost? I thought you said GOATS!"
this makes no sense okay.? thx.
guest

Pine Bluff, AR

#6 May 28, 2014
Q - What's 18 inches long, stiff, and makes women scream all night long?

A - Crib death.

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