Opportunity for some fast cash

Opportunity for some fast cash

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Lockhart, TX

#1 Jan 24, 2013
Him I'm looking for a large animal species that has a strict diet of eating shitt. I have lots of dogs and am tierd of picking up there crap. Therefore I'm looking for an animal that eats shitt and mostly shitt, the flies just aren't cutting it. Will pay cash to but animal or rent the creature.

United States

#2 Jan 24, 2013
&what can do that kinda job?
doodle bug

Lockhart, TX

#3 Jan 25, 2013
The a species of bug that lay there eggs in the fecies of animals. You might have seen them around cow dungeon. They are black and have a green sheen to them.
Josie Romero

United States

#4 Jan 25, 2013
I need a job Asp wat do you pay an hour?

Lockhart, TX

#5 Jan 25, 2013
Is this "The Josie Romero" the one from the bowling alley? The one that used to work at the pleasanton drive through? Well shoot honey u got the job, I heard all about you. Matter of fact just last night my buddy up In Devine told me how good u were at doing dirty jobs and the bed part is I don't have to supply u with water bottles or anything. My buddy says u got this kangaroo pouch in front under ur belly that looks like a big bazone from dominos. Any ways he says u can store your own bottled waters n ice n snacks in there. JOSIE u got the job honey ill pay u $10 n hour. Give me a call 830twohundred6110

Lockhart, TX

#6 Jan 25, 2013
The BEST PART* not bed part. Oh no honey font get that idea. By golly ill b a frog jumpin off a hot grill if u come a here lookin to make soup with me. Whoo wee I heard all about you Josie they say ur like a catfish all moth no brains. I tell u what if there's any think on u that resembles a catfish it's got to b that big pussyy u got down yonder under that bazone. Mmmm brotha many a fellow man have been lost to that thing u got there. Idk y people compare u to a catfish if anything you like a tick- all body no head. Anywho I hear ur like one of those 7 layer dips baby, my buddy says u got ur tittss then ur belly then ur bazone aka (kangaroo pouch) n then ur pussyy but I'm sure there's several layers if roles u got to fight to get anywhere on ur body.

Lockhart, TX

#7 Jan 25, 2013
Just goes to show that some guys are so fkn ugly and desperate that they'd fk her. She cant help being ugly and fat, but why would anyone in their right mind want to fk it. Who's the idiot now? And for those married men? Why?? Is your wife that ugly and stupid? Thats funny.

Dallas, TX

#8 Jan 25, 2013
You spoke like a champ:)

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