Chupacabra

Livermore, CA

#1 Sep 28, 2010
I was riding home from the bar last night I see el chupacabra running wild. This time he was over by Lucky's near Wal-Mart. I was riding my bike and trying to focus on not falling because I was very tired and dizzy from being at the bar for so long, but I knew it was him. I wanted to get a picture for my cousin Chico but wans't able to. Did anyone see him?? I can't believe he's in Livermore still. This really is a rare treat to have such a majestic animal living here. I only wish Chico wasn't locked up so he could go hunting with me.
Chica

Palmdale, CA

#2 Oct 11, 2010
My baby daddy sawl him on corner of furst street. He ran in da house to get his net and catch him, but it was dark he was durnk n ran into da screen door pow! Nocked him unconshus for a few minuts. Bye the time he came two el chupacabra bang bang bang vamanos vamanos.
MourningWood

San Leandro, CA

#3 Dec 7, 2012
Dear god Chica go back to f*cking school.
Amused

Livermore, CA

#4 Dec 9, 2012
Chica wrote:
My baby daddy sawl him on corner of furst street. He ran in da house to get his net and catch him, but it was dark he was durnk n ran into da screen door pow! Nocked him unconshus for a few minuts. Bye the time he came two el chupacabra bang bang bang vamanos vamanos.
Your baby is now a US citizen since it was born here. Time to go home and back to school. Good luck in obtaining an education. Adios.

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