Doughboy Kidnapped From NH Store

Doughboy Kidnapped From NH Store

There are 2 comments on the POE News story from May 10, 2006, titled Doughboy Kidnapped From NH Store. In it, POE News reports that:

A four-foot tall Pillsbury Doughboy, which proudly watched over a New Hampshire supermarket for 20 years, has been kidnapped.

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milton freund

Kansas City, MO

#1 May 15, 2006
I thought Doughboy was dead and buried years ago, as per the following anecdotal story:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the
eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Bob

Auburn, NH

#2 Mar 7, 2007
Great piece, not over done seasoned just right,

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