What Should We Do With Wild Horses?

What Should We Do With Wild Horses?

Created by Newton Minnow on Dec 29, 2012

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Confiscate Private Property to Succor Them

Give Them Taxpayer Sugar and Carrots

Provide 1.7 Million Acres for Dude Ranches

Establish Proper Glue Factories

Allow Humane Slaughter of Horses

Let Them Waste From Hunger

Let the Do-gooders Euthanize Them

Exalt Horses & kill the Unborn Children

Worship Dogs and Horses

Teach Humans to be Human

Newton Minnow

Muscle Shoals, AL

#1 Dec 29, 2012
Observing a horse with new eyes is like a bilious boy smoking cigar for the first time.

What was once a violin-like profile of classic beauty now becomes a bulbous fiddle-like blob of utility, when observed from the bird's eye.

Arguments in politics, as with those in family, are usually best dealt with before and after one has taken a shower.
coronado

Muscle Shoals, AL

#2 Dec 29, 2012
It was weak of us to let some horses escape our corral.

The dog sled travois lugged by the dogs of ancient times has now been turned into a cause celeb by Santa Fe dilettantes and other clueless leftists.
coronado

Muscle Shoals, AL

#3 Dec 29, 2012
With all of the detritus from the slaughter of 1.7 million unborn children each year, we should be able to feed at least fifty thousand pit bulls, or at the minims
placate the bloodlust of the carnal homosexualists.
More

Huntsville, AL

#4 Dec 30, 2012
coronado wrote:
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mindless hate and nonsense doubletalk from the self-stroking phony pollster
merle

Muscle Shoals, AL

#6 Dec 31, 2012
More wrote:
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mindless hate and nonsense doubletalk from the self-stroking phony pollster
Mindless hate and nonsense double-talk from the cardinal shill of the leftists.

How many trinkets do the communists dangle about your gonads before you reach for the teat of Marxist Ignominy?

How quickly you seem to sell your soul to disparage Gutenberg and all your ancestry who had the hope and temerity to assume you would be a positive mark on their posterity.

So now it has come to this for you.

You punch keys like a scurrying mouse.
nota bene

Muscle Shoals, AL

#7 Dec 31, 2012
Horses, like those on Weight Watchers, should be given their proper doses of sugar lumps and carrots.

The distinction may be made when the first is sent to the glue factory and the second is sent to heaven.
keep

Huntsville, AL

#8 Dec 31, 2012
stroking yourself, whackjob

“US Navy”

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#9 Jan 1, 2013
Horse: the other red meat - it's what's for dinner! And it can't be all bad since it's what APS feeds our kids.
berle

Muscle Shoals, AL

#10 Jan 2, 2013
The Augean Stables of contemporary American culture and morality will perhaps not be cleansed before the sunset of our civilization.
J Tjaden

Albuquerque, NM

#11 Jan 4, 2013
If there are no takers for free horses among North America's (including Canada's) Native American Tribes, then horses can be humanely put down and then every part of them used. Meat can be donated to hungry people throughout the world; their hide makes EXCELLENT bomber jackets- I own one. Warmer and sturdier than goat skin. Their hooves Jell-O/Gelatin. Their manes and tails donated to Indian Tribes to use in arts and crafts. That's the humane, practical thing to do if their environment won't support them. IF IT DID, I would say, leave them be and create nature preserves for them, but that's not feasible especially in the drought-stricken southwestern USA.
berle

Muscle Shoals, AL

#12 Jan 4, 2013
More wrote:
<quoted text>
mindless hate and nonsense doubletalk from the self-stroking phony pollster
More bilge from the Goon Meister.
berle

Muscle Shoals, AL

#13 Jan 4, 2013
keep wrote:
stroking yourself, whackjob
More bilge from the Goon Meister.

“US Navy”

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#14 Jan 5, 2013
I hear the APS needs more glue for the pre-K classes.
meat source

Albuquerque, NM

#15 Jan 5, 2013
yes, it's time to take them to slaughter.

more humane to have 500 healthy than 700 starving.

“26.2”

Since: Feb 08

Santa Fe, NM

#16 Jan 5, 2013
CornDogz wrote:
Horse: the other red meat - it's what's for dinner! And it can't be all bad since it's what APS feeds our kids.
Horse meat is actually tastier and more healthy than beef.
ride

Albuquerque, NM

#17 Jan 6, 2013
them to the BBQ where they are the guests of honor.

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