“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#103179 Oct 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Nope! That chicken-y husband of yours is neither handsome or regal. What eyes are you looking upon that scrawny chicken with? Are they gag glasses?
Well Katia is going to have to give up her quest for a DTB if she wants Taco back.
Chix is too regal and handsome! You just don't know regal and handsome, when you see it!
But, will Katia give up her demands for a DTB? She seems obsessed with getting one!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#103180 Oct 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I do wash my hair, every time it rains. It isn't my fault we haven't had any rain in a long time.
Sooo, we are talking about once or twice a year? Oh.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#103181 Oct 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Phooey! You are just jealous of the Harem Girls, but you won't give up on a DTB. Make a choice Katia, DTB, or Taco, but you can't have both!
Katia is determined to get both. As a result, she has neither!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#103182 Oct 14, 2013
Katia wrote:
<quoted text>
Lookit, Frmr, are you or are you not going to sponsor the Harem Girls to become tax-paying Kingdom-ites?
Because if you do, I'll never invite you to play croquet with me again.
Do you use flamingos, when playing croquet?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#103183 Oct 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Listen Katia, I thought Mrs. Chix decided to sponsor the Harem Girls so she could collect the tax money before the chicken got his claws on it.
Whaddya mean invite me to play croquet? You are always bonking me on the head with that stoopid mallet. I don't want to play croquet any way, unless I get to use the mallet!
I never said I was going to sponsor the Harem Girls!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#103184 Oct 14, 2013
Katia wrote:
<quoted text>
(very pleased)
Does this mean that you're NOT going to sponsor the Harem Girls?
If so, meet me at "Croquet Mallets Etc. R Us", at the Mall, and we'll pick up some padded mallets, so it won't hurt so much, want to?
After, we'll swing-by the lavish buffet, at the Hotel Chickenesque, and have brunch.
There's a great dessert bar, with lots & lots of ice-cream.
We'll celebrate!
Frmr is not going to sponsor the Harem Girls? Well then, I guess they might get deported. I wonder if Taco will leave the Kingdom, with them?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#103185 Oct 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I never said I wasn't going to sponsor the Harem Girls. I said I thought Mrs. Chix was since she wants to get her hands on the tax money before the chicken gets his claws on it. Oh no thanks! Last time we went out to brunch I had to pay the bill of $6,666. 11 because of the stoopid bag you took and put all that extra food into it.
Oh, and I am going to pass on that padded mallet. Oh, Taco and I are going shopping for a new serape for him, the Harem Girls are coming along too. Wanna join us?
I keep tellink you that I am NOT going to sponsor the Harem Girls!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#103186 Oct 14, 2013
Katia wrote:
<quoted text>
No, I do not want to join you & Taco, if the Harem Girls are going to be there, and you're too, too cruel, for even suggesting it, and taunting me like that.
He'll look handsome, though, in his new serape, that's for sure.
Taco!
Taco!
Oh, my wandering-eyed little burrito!
I, I love him.
(dashes, sobbing, from the room)
Then give up your demands for a DTB and maybe Taco will be yours, again!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#103187 Oct 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh Katia it is all your doing! If you had not insisted that Taco get you a DTB, he would never have given the Harem Girls "the look" with those big bug eyes of his. So does this mean you are willing to give up the DTB quest?
You hit the nail on the head, Frmr! Will Katia listen to you?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#103188 Oct 14, 2013
Katia wrote:
<quoted text>
Taco doesn't have to be poor.
You encourage him, because you don't want him to be happy, and get married.
You just want to keep him all to yourself & the Harem Girls's selfs.
Forget all-about ever playing croquet with me again, padded mallets or not.
I join Chix in his sediments towards you, and may take a Suite at the Palace, for your information.
Hey, too bad about your Hollow, and the giant sink-hole, or hadn't you heard yet?
We don't have any Suites available, for rent, at the Palace, Katia. Too bad, huh.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#103189 Oct 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! That leetle lothario only has one thing on his mind, TREATS! Guess who supports his habit? The Harem Girls are willing to hand feed him his treats, and ask nothing in return. Are you willing to keep him in treats, and hand feed him? Are you willing to give up a DTB?
Whaddya mean giant sink hole? What about my Hollow? Who did it? You or that chicken? Or was it both of you? Was Mrs. Chix involved too?
Not me, Frmr! I am innocent!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#103190 Oct 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>The only priorities that chicken ever has is $$$, and causing me grief! I am gonna git that chicken too!
Wrong, Miss Wong! You Chinese sure like to come to the wrong conclusions! I guess there is no convincing you otherwise, tho. Oh well.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#103191 Oct 14, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Hah!
Di'nt I tell you that your alliance with the Harem Girls, your dear, dear friends, would result in disaster for your peace of mind, and dignity?
Keep it up, Frmr, and you'll find yourself with no friends at all except the Harem Girls.
By the way, what have you done with the Cootie-Babies, and their Indian Clubs?
I suppose you left them by the side of a road somewhere, in this terrible, terrible rain.
Yeah! Where ARE the C-Bs?! Are the many of them OK?!
Well, at least Frmr's hair is getting washed. The nits will appreciate that.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#103192 Oct 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Phooey! The Cootie Babies are back at Cootie Hollow with their parents. They all saw right through you chicken! Oh you are just siding with Katia because you want her to pay to join your stoopid racket of online dating.
Are you SURE the Cootie Babies are all OK? You aren't fibbink, are you?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#103193 Oct 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Did you say spice? Would that be garlic and basil on the chicken?
(annoyed)

Not that kind of spice, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#103194 Oct 14, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
katia & taco's personal tribulations are certainly of no concern to me, frmr, but I don't like the idea of Katia moving into the Palace, even for a few days, because she eats like a horse, a huge, huge horse, and never does her dishes.
She & I have, however, done some recent "business", regarding your Hollow, and the new sink-hole.
That girl's got some pretty keen ideas.
I might gift her with one of my 2014 calendars, personally signed by me.
What a great gift!
Katia is NOT going to be moving into the Palace, DEAR!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#103195 Oct 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh no! The nits still love me, but they decided to go on vacation in your hair.
Well, not that you FINALLY washed your hair, in the big rain, the nits have moved back into your hair. They were in a hurry, so they can lay some eggs. They like your curly hair, because the curls make good nests.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#103196 Oct 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Handsome, regal? You certainly can't be talking about Chix!
Well, Katia didn't exactly dump Taco, she still luffs him, she luffs a DTB a leetle more though!
When Taco didn't give Katia a DTB, she dumped him, alright!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#103197 Oct 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oooh thank-y Mrs. Chix! The nits needed a good bath.
Well, you are so uncaring, that you wouldn't give them (nits) one.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#103198 Oct 14, 2013
Good afternoon! It has been one fabulous Monday! F and K, I hope you had a very good day!

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