“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#100672 Aug 17, 2013
Piglet Von Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Somebody better check first, to make sure the bunnies aren't Catholic, before we go putting all of them (bunnies) on birth control, and it might be too late anyway, on account of now there's bunnies as far as the eye can see, and I hope nobody tips off the Wolf, because I heard that he (Wolf) is overly-fond of bunnies, on account of he's a wild animal, and might be a bunny-hinter, so don't tell the wolf, Mom, okay?
I never wanted this many bunnies to begin with.
Maybe Sweetie can round up the bunnies for us. Then we can separate the girls for the boys, until we can get them fixed.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#100673 Aug 17, 2013
Girls FROM the boys...

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#100674 Aug 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Why not? Howsabout I just git that chicken?
No, Frmr. That wouldn't do at all.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#100675 Aug 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Are you suggesting "fixing" the bunnies? Oh my! Better hope none of those bunnies are Catholic.
I don't think any of the bunnies are Catholic. Unitarian, maybe.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#100676 Aug 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>If there is a trap door under the table, I will be sure to hang onto your chair, and down you go too.
Oh no, you don't! We (Chix and i) will make sure you are nowhere near us when the trap door opens and down you go!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#100677 Aug 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Wolf better not lay one paw on any of those cute bunnies, if he knows what's good for him.
Then, just what do you suggest? Hmmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#100678 Aug 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Why are you so opposed to my desire to git that chicken-y husband of yours?
Now, just why do you think? Think real hard and maybe you can figure it out!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#100679 Aug 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Thanky Mrs. Chix for the information. What about Chix's chair? Is his bolted to the floor too?
Yes. As a matter of fact it is.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#100680 Aug 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NO! You always say I am fibbing when it comes to that chicken, even when it is the truth.
You never tell the truth about Chix! You try to make him look bad, but it is YOU that looks bad, instead!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#100681 Aug 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I see! The chicken's chair is bolted too, but is that chicken bolted too?
Define "bolted".

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#100682 Aug 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I always speak the truth about that chicken. You just refuse to acknowledge that he is one bad chicken.
Chix is not a bad Chicken, Frmr. I wish you would quit sayink that he is!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#100683 Aug 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, that is true, but think about it Mrs. Chix, you are married to a CHICKEN, and I love chicken dinners.
I have thought about it, Frmr. I am so glad you FINALLY wrote Chicken with a capital "C"! Chix will be most pleased!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#100684 Aug 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>AHA! SO I will need a pair of scissors, eh? Thank-y for the information Mrs. Chix, I will be prepared.
Oh, no, Frmr. Scissors won't do you any good.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#100685 Aug 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NOt exactly, I was yelling at you about that chicken.
Yelling or not, it still counts as Chicken with a capital "C"!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#100686 Aug 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I do not fib about that chicken, you know it too.
You do too fib about Chix! You fib about him all of the time!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#100687 Aug 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well you have plenty of room in the Kingdom, so you should get busy having a place built for the bunnies.
That isn't a bad idea, Frmr. I will talk to Chix about it.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#100688 Aug 17, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Dearest, I saw that myself, and I'm blushing with delight.
She's (Frmr) finally beginning to respect me, both as a King, and as a Chicken, and I'm willing to set-down with her, and hammer out some basic rules, so that Frmr continues to show me the adulation I deserve.
Hey, have you seen the Patron?
I'm parched.
I will wheel out the cocktail cart, dearest.
Cocktail?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#100689 Aug 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Listen you scrawny chicken, the day I give you respect as King, and chicken is the day that Mrs. Chix finally bonked me on the head with the sharp end of her Lucky Axe. In other words, NEVER gonna happen!
Anything can happen. I will bonk you with my Lucky Axe, whenever I please!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#100690 Aug 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>So are you saying you don't like cute little bunnies with tails made of cotton?
Of course, I like little cotton-tailed bunnies!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#100691 Aug 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>That is so true, look at how the Kingdom is flourishing, there are bunnies everywhere hopping around the kingdom, and Chix is to blame.
Chix? Why is Chix to blame? Hmmmm? Explain!

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