“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#98890 Jul 13, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Why pay you when I could tell the Cooties "Hey", for free? Hmmmm? Pretty smart on my part, eh?
Phooey! I hate you! I thought for sure I would make me some easy money.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#98891 Jul 13, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I use habanero lotion on my legs!
I don't believe you! You think bell peppers are scathingly hot! You wouldn't let habanero anything get anywhere near you!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#98892 Jul 13, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Phooey! I hate you! I thought for sure I would make me some easy money.
There is always the lottery, Frmr! <G>
Katia

Rio Rancho, NM

#98893 Jul 13, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Well, let's face it, Katia. You are 6' 11" and you only weigh 16 pounds. That is way too little for a girl of your height. You desperately need to gain another 6 pounds to be at your proper, healthy weight!
I'm "svelte".
Katia

Rio Rancho, NM

#98894 Jul 13, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I tthink maybe you aren't good enough for Taco, Katia. You are too greedy and materialistic for his (Taco) liking!
The only thing that beats-out living in an enchanting pent-house such as my own is living in the Palace, Mrs. Chix, but I don't much fancy living with a Chicken, especially not when I'm hopelessly in love with a chihuahua.
There, I said it: I'm in love with Taco, and I sure hope he reads this, and responds, with a DTB, or at the very least, a SGBB.
Pardon, me, won't you?
I have to go re-paint my front door.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#98895 Jul 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>It is a given that piglet wants his Auntie Frmr there. He would never have a party of cake, and ice-cream without his Auntie Frmr.
Oh, ah. No one said there was going to be a party, Frmr. Not a real party, anyway.

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“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#98896 Jul 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I am NOT apologizing to that chicken, or am I going to pay him one cent. I am not holding the rats hostage, they are fed up with that chicken's antics. They tole me they are not going to work for that chicken unless he pays them Union wages, overtime pay, and one hour lunches. Tell that chicken that I am the ratsies Union Rep!
Why do you go out of your way to be obnoxious, Frmr? Hmmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#98897 Jul 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>So you don't want to share with Auntie Frmr, eh? You would rather share with your dad, who will pour Patron all over his share of the ice-cream, break out into his usual song of Patron bottles on the wall? Dances on the table top with a lampshade on his head, and probably tumble out of the tree house.
I won't let Chix do that, until we get home.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#98898 Jul 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Because that doggie has never been a good doggie!
Never? I find that unlikely, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#98899 Jul 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Piglet has every reason to worry about what chicken will do.
Oh? Why do you say that, Frmr? Hmmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#98900 Jul 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Yes, I saw what piglet tole you to tell me. You shouldn't leave your phone where I can see what messages you get.
Well, you shouldn't be an eavesdropper, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#98901 Jul 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I am not being uncooperative. I just refuse to pay that chicken any money, or apologize. It is that chicken that should be paying me for not grilling him, yet.
Ha! Pay YOU?! Never!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#98902 Jul 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Yes, and that is fine, I shall just have 666 gallons of ice cream over at my Hollow. Think I will invite the Cooties and their babies.
The Cooties will love having all of that ice cream!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#98903 Jul 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>That chicken owes me his life!
How do you figure that, Frmr? Hmmmm? Explain!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#98904 Jul 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh we are going to have a grand time!
I am sure thay will. Piglet, Chix and I will have a grand time too!

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“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#98905 Jul 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I haven't grilled that chicken, yet! Therefore he owes me his life!
Nonsense! You should pay Chix for having to put up with you!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#98906 Jul 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well I haven't grilled that chicken yet, have I? So technically I have spared that chicken's life.
No. You just haven't been able to catch him (Chix).

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#98907 Jul 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I shall say "hey" to the Cooties and their babies for you, if you pay me.
Then forgetaboutit!

5432

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#98908 Jul 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Why would you grill me? Are you a zombie? Or, are you like Hannibal Lecter?
No. The bears will enjoy you, when we invite them to dinner.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#98909 Jul 14, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Fine, don't pay me, but I am not giving the message to the Cooties, or their babies. How do you like that one? You would pay that chicken though!
No. I just text the Cooties, instead.

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