“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97388 Jun 22, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well, no, not exactly, but Hello Kitty is a girl but she packs a right hook you wouldn't believe.
And Fryem has brass knuckles and a billy club!
Kootzia

Albuquerque, NM

#97389 Jun 22, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Oh! Please DO! Judge Fryem will have you arrested for indecency!
That's hardly likely, Mrs. Chix, because Fryem will be too busy ogling me, in my flashy earrings, to lift a finger towards having me arrested.
I don't like to bring it up too often, but Fryem & I are well-acquainted, from back in Detroit.
Kootzia

Albuquerque, NM

#97390 Jun 22, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh dear! Oh dear! Howsabout at least your fish net stockings too? Maybe you could borrow Mrs. Chix's purple tutu.
(chuckling modestly)

Oh, I'm afraid that suggestion won't work, Frmr.
I'd be utterly lost, were I to don any of Mrs. Chix's tutus.
All you'd see is my head, and an ocean of tulle.
Mrs. Chix is just a little more 'ample' than me & my slender frame, and her feet are bigger, by a LOT.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97391 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>What a grand idea! I shall invite Chix into the kitchen, show him the oven, and bingo, baked chicken.
Chix and I can read, Frmr. Now we know your plan!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97392 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mean? It was one of my finest masterpieces. I so enjoy practicing my dart art on Chix, and you. One of these days it will be the real yous.
That wouldn't be a very good idea, Frmr. it wouldn't be a good idea, at all.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97393 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>It is not! I have symptoms when I eat tofu. I just don't feel good when I eat your cooking.
Uh huh. And just what EXACTLY are your symptoms? Hmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97394 Jun 23, 2013
Cooties wrote:
<quoted text>
That's not the way we, Cooties, remember it, Mrs. Chix.
We're sure that you & Chix "gifted" us with that Hollow, for our birthdays.
There was a big party, too, remember, and how Mr. Chix got real drunk, and tried to christen our new Hollow with a bottle of Patron, and it broke, and Chix was cryink & cryink?
Nonetheless, poodles played their hearts out, with the Happy Birthday Cooties version of "Highway To Hell", on their bass drums & harpsichords, and we all danced the Coconut Dance, and drank Thai tea, and reveled uproariously, and celebrated having a Hollow to call our very own.
If you and/or Chix deny the transfer of the deed, just remember, it's 342,000 of us against the 2 of you, and majority rules, Mrs. Chix, so our advice to you & your husband is to be very, very gracious about the whole matter.
Just remember: Chix and I are a LOT BIGGER than the many of you are.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97395 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NO! It is true MRs. Chix, Chix is the world's baddest chicken. He was born a bad egg and grew into an over-sized, scrawny bad chicken.
Why do you insist in tryink to give Chix a bad rep? Hmmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97396 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh I try not to eat anything you make Mrs. Chix since it has no chicken in it. Your food is very bland!
I don't think you know the meaning of the word "bland", Frmr. You call my food bland because it isn't full of fat and grease!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97397 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I just don't feel good after I eat your cooking. I have a headache, yeah that's it, I get a headache.
That is because you are coming off of a sugar high. I use very little sugar in my foods and beverages.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97398 Jun 23, 2013
Kootzia wrote:
<quoted text>
But WHY, Mrs. Chix, WHY?
What's your primary objection?
Is it the way I fold my socks?
Is it how I bay at the moon?
Is it my sleep-walking that bothers you?
You'd better have a pretty good reason for saying that, because don't forget, you invited me, at one point.
I NEVER invited you to the Palace, and that's why.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97399 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Phooey! That is because you never feed them anything with chicken, so they don't know good food.
If you wouldn't wolf down your food and then immediately go back to bed, you would start feelink better.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97400 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Send the chicken over to collect the rent. He needs to see if the oven is working correctly first.
I will send rats over to check your oven. I think your oven works just fine, as it is still under warranty.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97401 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Not true Mrs. Chix. I use lots of spices on my CHICKEN dinners.
Yeah. Tumbleweeds and juniper berries.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97402 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>So now you are going back on your word to the Cooties? Oh Mrs. Chix, I am shocked! You always say that whatever Chix does is fine with you, so it should be okay that he gave the Cooties the Hollow.
I never gave the Cooties my word on anything, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97403 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>YES you did! I am a witness, and I have it on tape.
You weren't there and I think you are bluffing!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97404 Jun 23, 2013
Kootzia wrote:
<quoted text>
Pfft!
For them being your sediments, Mrs. Chix, you certainly tucked-away a LOT of cake, at me & the piglet's wedding, a LOT of cake, indeed.
It's a shame, because you & I used to be such great friends, at first.
That is before the true you surfaced.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97405 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Nonsense Mrs. Chix. We have been through this before, I am NEVER wrong, you & Chix are always wrong.
And you have things backward, again.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97406 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I knew you would come around MRs. Chix. Now you too can enjoy chicken dinners.
That's not what I was thinking you for.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97407 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I do not cook with grease and fat. I use lots of jalapeno chiles.
Ha! I don't think so, Frmr! You think Herdez is hot!

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