“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#89819 Mar 7, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(darkly)
Sometimes, Darling, Frmr really gets on my nerves.
Mine too.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#89820 Mar 7, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Why do you insist your wife fib? Mrs. Chix shouldn't be fibbing.
I am not fibbink. Chix is very handsome!
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#89821 Mar 7, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Why do you insist your wife fib? Mrs. Chix shouldn't be fibbing.
Phooey, Frmr.
You forget that I was recently crowned "World's Most Very Handsomest Chicken", by a vast, vast majority of voters.
I voted for myself twice!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#89822 Mar 7, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(darkly)
Sometimes, Darling, Frmr really gets on my nerves.
HA! Not as often as you get on mine chicken.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#89823 Mar 7, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Phooey, Frmr.
You forget that I was recently crowned "World's Most Very Handsomest Chicken", by a vast, vast majority of voters.
I voted for myself twice!
AHA! How many times did Mrs. Chix vote for you to make sure you won the crown?

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#89824 Mar 7, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I am not fibbink. Chix is very handsome!
I see your fingers crossed behind your back!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#89825 Mar 7, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I see your fingers crossed behind your back!
How can uou see my back when you are right in front of me? Hmmmm?
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#89826 Mar 7, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! Not as often as you get on mine chicken.
I've never done nothink to you, Frmr, except for your mail box, and raising your Hollow rent & taxes, and that time I tried to have you kidnapped, and when I sent the vultures after you, and maybe that time you couldn't find your shoes, and when the tarantulas came after you (at my behest), and when your Hollow was engulfed by sea-urchins, and when the brakes on your Explorer mysteriously 'failed', and the time you barely missed being hit by the torpedoes, which came from beneath the Sea Of Cortez, while you were in your row-boat, where the leaks suddenly appeared, and your oars melted, but aside from a few co-incidences such as the aforementioned, I've done nothing, nothing at all, to deserve the hostility you've aggressively demonstrated towards me now, for the last 3 years.
I cannot understand why you don't trust me.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#89827 Mar 7, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>How can uou see my back when you are right in front of me? Hmmmm?
I can see because you are transparent!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#89828 Mar 7, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
I've never done nothink to you, Frmr, except for your mail box, and raising your Hollow rent & taxes, and that time I tried to have you kidnapped, and when I sent the vultures after you, and maybe that time you couldn't find your shoes, and when the tarantulas came after you (at my behest), and when your Hollow was engulfed by sea-urchins, and when the brakes on your Explorer mysteriously 'failed', and the time you barely missed being hit by the torpedoes, which came from beneath the Sea Of Cortez, while you were in your row-boat, where the leaks suddenly appeared, and your oars melted, but aside from a few co-incidences such as the aforementioned, I've done nothing, nothing at all, to deserve the hostility you've aggressively demonstrated towards me now, for the last 3 years.
I cannot understand why you don't trust me.
Gee chicken, if I did all the above mentioned things to you or your wife, you would sue me, and Mrs. Chix would call in a favor from her "unreputable" friends and I would disappear, never to be heard from again.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#89829 Mar 7, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I can see because you are transparent!
I am?! You mean you can see through me?
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#89830 Mar 8, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Gee chicken, if I did all the above mentioned things to you or your wife, you would sue me, and Mrs. Chix would call in a favor from her "unreputable" friends and I would disappear, never to be heard from again.
As your attorney, I strongly advise you against suing me.
You'd lose, in front of Judge Fryem, and then I'd sue you, for anguish.
My breathtaking wife will certainly testify against you.
Do you want that, Frmr?
Do you really?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#89831 Mar 8, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I would prefer that you not be so helpful to that chicken. Your helpfulness just might have some adverse effect on me.
I must help Chix, Frmr. You are always trying to git him!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#89832 Mar 8, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NO! I am not letting that chicken near my toes.
Well, if you must quash the surgery, then OK.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#89833 Mar 8, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>No, I am referring to all the trouble he gets himself into. That chicken is nothing more than a troublemaker.
Oh, pish posh! Chix is just defending himself from you!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#89834 Mar 8, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh no you don't chicken! You are NOT cutting off my toes to make your stoopid jewelry. Beholden to you? NEVER!
Oh, Frmr, you are such a party pooper!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#89835 Mar 8, 2013
Oooooh! You know I had to do this! Har!

8888
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#89836 Mar 8, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Well, if you must quash the surgery, then OK.
a-HEM!
Nobody has bothered to apprise me of this change of circumstances, and I couldn't be more disappointed.
I was so looking forward to chasing Frmr with a knife, instead of her chasing me.
Oh, well!
We still have each other, Darling, and isn't that all that really matters?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#89837 Mar 8, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
My assumption is, of course, that Frmr will wear her new "set" proudly, to parties, & The Fair.
I want her to think about me, every time she views herself, from the neck up, in the mirror, wearing her own toes, as jewelry.
She would definitely be thinkink of you if her toes were dangling from her ears!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#89838 Mar 8, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I have nice jewelry Mrs. Chix, don't you remember the one I borrowed from you 11 years ago? Also the most recent one I borrowed from your jewelry box, and the one from the hidden clock safe, and the one from the tin box Chix gave you.
I don't worry about the fake stuff, Frmr. I keep my real jewelry in the Locked Room!

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