Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#87112 Jan 31, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I would have settled for sixty-six cents but that chicken locked me up in the tool shed, with no tools. I was stuck in there all day. Didn't you hear me yelling for help?
Everyone in the Entire Kingdom heard you yelling for help, and they all laughed & they laughed & they laughed.
Cooties

Albuquerque, NM

#87113 Jan 31, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>PS. Why don't you like cabbage? You mean you don't like coleslaw?
No!
Coleslaw gives us undigestion, a very inconvenient condition when we're on one of our long tour bus trips to the Homes Of The Stars, in Hollywood.
There was an unfortunate "incident" outside of Mr. Charlton Heston's lavish estate last year, and all 342,000 of us were ordered off the tour bus, all because of coleslaw.
We cried and we cried, because we didn't get a chance to see the home of Mr. Charles Boyer, our favorite movie star of all time.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87114 Jan 31, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well the word fungi doesn't seem very appetizing.
Then call'm 'shrooms.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87115 Jan 31, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I would have settled for sixty-six cents but that chicken locked me up in the tool shed, with no tools. I was stuck in there all day. Didn't you hear me yelling for help?
Nope. I didn't hear a word.
Will you still settle for 66?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87116 Jan 31, 2013
Cooties wrote:
<quoted text>
No!
Coleslaw gives us undigestion, a very inconvenient condition when we're on one of our long tour bus trips to the Homes Of The Stars, in Hollywood.
There was an unfortunate "incident" outside of Mr. Charlton Heston's lavish estate last year, and all 342,000 of us were ordered off the tour bus, all because of coleslaw.
We cried and we cried, because we didn't get a chance to see the home of Mr. Charles Boyer, our favorite movie star of all time.
Ooooh, gee, I am so sorry to hear that. Better luck next time!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87117 Jan 31, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Everyone in the Entire Kingdom heard you yelling for help, and they all laughed & they laughed & they laughed.
Why didn't you tell me sooner, Dear. I would have loved to laugh and laugh too.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87118 Jan 31, 2013
Good afternoon. last night was a wild one! F and K, I hope you have a very good day!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87119 Jan 31, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Nope. I didn't hear a word.
Will you still settle for 66?
Nope! Not after thjat chicken locked me in the empty tool shed, and to make matters worse, I cut my finger on a shard of glass trying to dig myself out.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87120 Jan 31, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Then call'm 'shrooms.
Howsabout just mushrooms?

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87121 Jan 31, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Everyone in the Entire Kingdom heard you yelling for help, and they all laughed & they laughed & they laughed.
You are fibbing! If piglet & the Cooties would have heard me they would have freed me.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87122 Jan 31, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Nope! Not after thjat chicken locked me in the empty tool shed, and to make matters worse, I cut my finger on a shard of glass trying to dig myself out.
How can you be sure it was Chix? What proof do you have.
So sorry to hear about your finger. Would you like some Mercurochrome for your wound?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87123 Jan 31, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Howsabout just mushrooms?
Oh. Well, yes, that works for me.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87124 Jan 31, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You are fibbing! If piglet & the Cooties would have heard me they would have freed me.
Would they? Hmmmm?
Cooties

Albuquerque, NM

#87125 Jan 31, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Ooooh, gee, I am so sorry to hear that. Better luck next time!
(sniff)
Thanks, Auntie Mrs. Chix.
We hope we have better luck when we go on a tour bus to Las Vegas, Nevada.
We're going there to play us some of the bingo, and see a couple of shows.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87126 Jan 31, 2013
Cooties wrote:
<quoted text>
(sniff)
Thanks, Auntie Mrs. Chix.
We hope we have better luck when we go on a tour bus to Las Vegas, Nevada.
We're going there to play us some of the bingo, and see a couple of shows.
Are you planning to play the slots, as well? A trip to Las Vegas sounds like a lot of fun. I hope you have a really good time.
We will all miss you, so send postcards.
3533

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87127 Jan 31, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Would they? Hmmmm?
Of course they would have. Are you saying that they don't love me?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87128 Jan 31, 2013
Cooties wrote:
<quoted text>
(sniff)
Thanks, Auntie Mrs. Chix.
We hope we have better luck when we go on a tour bus to Las Vegas, Nevada.
We're going there to play us some of the bingo, and see a couple of shows.
PS. Don't spend too much time in the Bingo Palace. You could end up addicted like Kootzia!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87129 Jan 31, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Of course they would have. Are you saying that they don't love me?
I'm not sayink a thing, Frmr. Not a thing.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87130 Jan 31, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>PS. Don't spend too much time in the Bingo Palace. You could end up addicted like Kootzia!
Are you a certified Bingo Therapist? I don't think so, therefore you can't say that about Kootzia.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87131 Jan 31, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Are you a certified Bingo Therapist? I don't think so, therefore you can't say that about Kootzia.
Sure I can! I just did!

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