“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48686 Jul 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. Chix, those were my patents, and I signed them with pencil. That chicken stole my erasers, erased my name, and signed his to my patents. You probably helped him too!
I most certainly did not!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48687 Jul 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Chix did NOT invent bendy straws, or paper umbrellas, I did, but he stole my patents.
You say that over and over, Frmr, but, you can't prove it!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48688 Jul 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. Chix, that chicken admitted it to both you, and me. He even tole me he would give me my patents back, but I hated to see a grown chicken cryink. So I let him keep my patents!
Uh huh. More likely it was Chix just bending to your relentless harassment! Or, he was drunk.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48689 Jul 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. Chix, how many times have I texted, called, or yelled to you that Chix is in my paper clip, eraser, and pencil drawers?
Only once, that I recall. You tole me he said he was looking for erasers.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48690 Jul 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Wrongo! I do use my bendy straws, I just don't use them in Patron the way that chicken does. I only drink Yoo Hoo!
The Cooties and their babies use bendy straws to drink Yoo Hoo, too!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48691 Jul 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>AHA! I see! SO that means you are suffering from vertigo, if you drank Patron toddies. Phooey!
No. I didn't have vertigo, I was just thirsty.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48692 Jul 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You have selective memory! You only remember what you want, but not the truth!
I hear that there is a lot of that going around. I don't have it, tho.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48693 Jul 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. Chix, I save all my texts to you, I record all my calls to you, and I have a total of 6,666,111 texts and calls to you.
Well, I only received one.

Oooo! Lookie!
6606

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48694 Jul 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! Open your eyes Mrs. Chix, and you will see I have a pink bendy straw, and a blue one too.
So, you have two of the eleventy million made?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48695 Jul 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>AHA! Sure! Ever consider drinking water instead of Patron?
Sure! I drink water, Frmr!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48696 Jul 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! I only competed for that title of Miss Selective Memory 2008 because I didn't want you to win, so you got first runner up.
I wasn't even in the contest, Frmr. You have to have a selective memory, to enter.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48697 Jul 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Fibber! It is not water that you mix your OJ concentrate with, it is Patron, that fine Russian Vodka that was invented by King Russy.
Oh! That' all nonsense, Frmr!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48698 Jul 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>No you were not a judge, you were a contestant, but Chix was one of the judges!
No. I remember. I was a judge, like Chix.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48699 Jul 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh no! They were gifted to me by the Cooties!
Awww, how nice of the Cooties!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48700 Jul 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Fibber! You were not a judge! It was the Cooties, CHix, and Pestilence.
And me.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48701 Jul 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Ooooh! I hate you, but I hate that chicken even more! I INVENTED bendy straws, NOT that chicken. He stole my patents.
PROVE IT, FRMR! Don't keep sayink it, if you can't prove it!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48702 Jul 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Fibber! You add Patron, then you add 6 drops of water to your OJ.
Well, how much do you use? Hmmmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48703 Jul 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Fibber! You would have given yourself the winning vote!
No! I gave you the deciding vote! Miss Selective Memory is not a compliment, Frmr. It is an insul.... statement of fact.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#48704 Jul 11, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Well, how much do you use? Hmmmmm?
I never drink Patron. I am more of a Captain Morgan girl!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#48705 Jul 11, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>No! I gave you the deciding vote! Miss Selective Memory is not a compliment, Frmr. It is an insul.... statement of fact.
Mrs. Chix, anything from you is never a compliment.

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