“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48001 Jun 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! Don't you mean when you are pouring Patron down that chicken's gullet? Heavenward? HA!
Oh, no, Frmr. Chix does that very well, himself.

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“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48002 Jun 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Physically that chicken is here, mentally, not so much!
Chix IS here! How mean of you to say, Frmr!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48003 Jun 28, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Why, if you like, Darling, we can dally in a little CPR right now.
Bring the Patron, and wear your little straw hat.
I love that hat.
OK, Dear! It will be fun!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48004 Jun 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Why would you blush? I certainly didn't mean it as a compliment!!
I didn't think it WAS a compliment, Frmr!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48005 Jun 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Hmm, figures you would! Why don't you leave your Lucky Axe at the Palace for a few hours?
Oh, no, Frmr! I would never do that!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48006 Jun 28, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(hysterical)
Guards!
Seize her!
Oh, wait, rats are the Palace Guards.
They're crazy about Frmr.
Da*n it.
Just call my Marines, Dear. They DON'T LIKE Frmr!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#48007 Jun 28, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(hysterical)
Guards!
Seize her!
Oh, wait, rats are the Palace Guards.
They're crazy about Frmr.
Da*n it.
Ah yes! The ratsies, and I are tight! They come over to my Hollow and we play "Pin the Tail on the Chicken".

7775

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#48008 Jun 28, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Oh, no, Frmr! I would never do that!
Why not? There is no need for you to take your Lucky Axe everywhere you go. I would feel better if you left your Lucky Axe at home.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#48009 Jun 28, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Actually, this is the first I have heard of it, Frmr.
First that you have heard of my "Idea Pad", or that Chix is a thief? You are well aware that chicken goes into my Hollow and steals. You even acted as a lookout the last time. Remember when he stole my cookie jar, and got caught up on the barbed wire?

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#48010 Jun 28, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Just call my Marines, Dear. They DON'T LIKE Frmr!
Oh but the Marines adore the piglet, and they will do whatever the piglet asks. Guess who the piglet likes? His Auntie Frmr!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#48011 Jun 28, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I have already checked all of Chix's chicken suits. The watch fob isn't there.
Check your pockets, Frmr, see if it (watch fob) is there.
Go ahead and search my pockets, Mrs. Chix. I assure you all you will find is BBQ tongs, fork, napkin, and dinner plate.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48012 Jun 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Why not? There is no need for you to take your Lucky Axe everywhere you go. I would feel better if you left your Lucky Axe at home.
I am sure you would, but, I wouldn't! My Lucky Axe stays with me!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48013 Jun 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>First that you have heard of my "Idea Pad", or that Chix is a thief? You are well aware that chicken goes into my Hollow and steals. You even acted as a lookout the last time. Remember when he stole my cookie jar, and got caught up on the barbed wire?
I was referring to your "idea pad".
I was WITH YOU, Frmr, so how could I be a lookout? Hmmmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48014 Jun 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh but the Marines adore the piglet, and they will do whatever the piglet asks. Guess who the piglet likes? His Auntie Frmr!
But, Piglet likes me more. AND I am his Mom!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#48015 Jun 28, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I am sure you would, but, I wouldn't! My Lucky Axe stays with me!
Mrs. Chix, the only time you need your Lucky Axe is when you go with that chicken-y husband of yours for a boat ride in the Sea of Cortez, and he insists on taking oars, and no life jacket for you.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#48016 Jun 28, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>But, Piglet likes me more. AND I am his Mom!
True, you are the piglet's mom, but do you think that piglet would allow your girlie Marines to toss me out?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48018 Jun 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. Chix, the only time you need your Lucky Axe is when you go with that chicken-y husband of yours for a boat ride in the Sea of Cortez, and he insists on taking oars, and no life jacket for you.
I need my Lucky Axe with me at all times because of you, Frmr. You are always out to git Chix.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#48019 Jun 28, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I was referring to your "idea pad".
I was WITH YOU, Frmr, so how could I be a lookout? Hmmmmm?
You were with me, but you kept calling that chicken, and tellink him the whole plan.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48020 Jun 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Go ahead and search my pockets, Mrs. Chix. I assure you all you will find is BBQ tongs, fork, napkin, and dinner plate.
Boy, you sure have BIG pockets for someone that is only a foot and a half tall!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#48021 Jun 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>True, you are the piglet's mom, but do you think that piglet would allow your girlie Marines to toss me out?
Yes, I do. I would explain to Piglet the reason why, too!
My Marines are NOT "girlie", Frmr. My Marines are not girlie at all!

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