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“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

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#44989
May 2, 2013
 
Piglet Von Chix wrote:
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No, no, no, no, and NO, Kootzia!
How come you're taking more of an interest in me now than you ever did when we were married?
Now that the shoe's on the other foot, your foot, rejection isn't a pretty thing, is it?
Hah hah on you, Kootzia, and stop trying to win me back.
don't try to get in to the tree-house, either.
I riddled it with rattlers.
That's my boy! Stay brave, Sweetheart!
Mister Chix

Rio Rancho, NM

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#44990
May 2, 2013
 
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Dear, I hate to say this, but, I don't think you have a case!
6676
Well, as usual, Dearest, I bow to your superior wisdom, but bitterly, to be sure.
I had so looked forward to seeing Frmr pay for her many infractions, and attempts to make a meal out of me, with her crusty tongs.
Frmr has you to thank for saving her from prosecution, and I wonder if she (Frmr) knows how fortunate she is, to have a friend like you.
Personally, I will never trust her, and I urge you not to, either.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

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#44991
May 2, 2013
 
Mister Chix wrote:
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Well, as usual, Dearest, I bow to your superior wisdom, but bitterly, to be sure.
I had so looked forward to seeing Frmr pay for her many infractions, and attempts to make a meal out of me, with her crusty tongs.
Frmr has you to thank for saving her from prosecution, and I wonder if she (Frmr) knows how fortunate she is, to have a friend like you.
Personally, I will never trust her, and I urge you not to, either.
Oh, Dear, no one more than me wishes you had a case against Frmr! Truth is: I have the unaltered will right here with me! I suppose it is possible that she tried writing up a phony will. Maybe you could get her for that!
I don't trust Frmr farther than I can throw her. At 666 pounds, I couldn't toss her very far!

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

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#44992
May 2, 2013
 
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Really, Dear, why would Frmr go to prison?!
Because that chicken would frame me, that is why I would go to prison.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

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#44993
May 2, 2013
 
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Oh, Dear, no one more than me wishes you had a case against Frmr! Truth is: I have the unaltered will right here with me! I suppose it is possible that she tried writing up a phony will. Maybe you could get her for that!
I don't trust Frmr farther than I can throw her. At 666 pounds, I couldn't toss her very far!
What? I don't weigh 666 pounds. I happen to be a petite 6666 pounds. Thanks for the compliment though. Whaddya mean you don't trust me? Why not?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

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#44994
May 2, 2013
 
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Because that chicken would frame me, that is why I would go to prison.
I think it is more likely that you got caught doing a no no!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

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#44995
May 2, 2013
 
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>What? I don't weigh 666 pounds. I happen to be a petite 6666 pounds. Thanks for the compliment though. Whaddya mean you don't trust me? Why not?
You ask "Why not?"? Because you are a fibber and a troublemaker that is always trying Chix's and my life as difficult as possible! That's why!
Mister Chix

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#44996
May 2, 2013
 
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Oh, Dear, no one more than me wishes you had a case against Frmr! Truth is: I have the unaltered will right here with me! I suppose it is possible that she tried writing up a phony will. Maybe you could get her for that!
I don't trust Frmr farther than I can throw her. At 666 pounds, I couldn't toss her very far!
Dearest, I aree,
At 666 lbs, she's not readily throw-able, but she'll roll like there's no tomorrow.
The greater question is, will she (Frmr) actually bounce?
Let's grab her, and find out.
(I hope!)

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

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#44997
May 2, 2013
 
Mister Chix wrote:
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Dearest, I aree,
At 666 lbs, she's not readily throw-able, but she'll roll like there's no tomorrow.
The greater question is, will she (Frmr) actually bounce?
Let's grab her, and find out.
(I hope!)
Okie dokie, Dear! It sounds like fun!

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

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#44998
May 2, 2013
 
Mister Chix wrote:
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Dearest, I aree,
At 666 lbs, she's not readily throw-able, but she'll roll like there's no tomorrow.
The greater question is, will she (Frmr) actually bounce?
Let's grab her, and find out.
(I hope!)
I already tole your wife that I am a PETITE 6666 pounds, and NO, I do not bounce. Keep your claws away from me!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

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#44999
May 2, 2013
 
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I already tole your wife that I am a PETITE 6666 pounds, and NO, I do not bounce. Keep your claws away from me!
(aside to Chix)

I bet Frmr does bounce!

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

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#45000
May 2, 2013
 
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Okie dokie, Dear! It sounds like fun!
Keep your grubby paws off me, MRs. Chix!

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

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#45001
May 2, 2013
 
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>(aside to Chix)
I bet Frmr does bounce!
I do not bounce! Don't even think about it either!

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Since: Sep 09

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#45002
May 2, 2013
 
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Keep your grubby paws off me, MRs. Chix!
Sooo, you would prefer Chix's claws? Hmmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

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#45003
May 2, 2013
 
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I do not bounce! Don't even think about it either!
Oh, c'mon, Frmr, let's see if you bounce or not. I bet you bounce really good with a good keek start!
Mister Chix

Rio Rancho, NM

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#45004
May 2, 2013
 
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Keep your grubby paws off me, MRs. Chix!
Oh, Frmr, there's no personal animosity involved, in finding out if you truly "bounce".
Consider it a scientific experiment, and step nicely over here, to the edge of the Cliffs, so we can establish you elasticity.
You'll enjoy soaring out, over the Bay Of Chix, before you (presumably) bounce, bounce, bounce, off the jagged rocks below.
Just close your eyes, relax, and enjoy it.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

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#45005
May 2, 2013
 
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Sooo, you would prefer Chix's claws? Hmmmm?
NO! I am saying BOTH of you keep to yourselves. Don't touch me!

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

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#45006
May 2, 2013
 
Mister Chix wrote:
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Oh, Frmr, there's no personal animosity involved, in finding out if you truly "bounce".
Consider it a scientific experiment, and step nicely over here, to the edge of the Cliffs, so we can establish you elasticity.
You'll enjoy soaring out, over the Bay Of Chix, before you (presumably) bounce, bounce, bounce, off the jagged rocks below.
Just close your eyes, relax, and enjoy it.
AHA! Yeah! Right! I don't think so chicken! The only one going over the jagged rocks will be you and the Mrs. if either one of you lays a claw or hand on me. I also bite, and do not have my rabies vaccination.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

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#45007
May 2, 2013
 
Mister Chix wrote:
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Oh, Frmr, there's no personal animosity involved, in finding out if you truly "bounce".
Consider it a scientific experiment, and step nicely over here, to the edge of the Cliffs, so we can establish you elasticity.
You'll enjoy soaring out, over the Bay Of Chix, before you (presumably) bounce, bounce, bounce, off the jagged rocks below.
Just close your eyes, relax, and enjoy it.
But, Dear, those jagged rocks are very pointy and could deflate Frmr before we could find out if she can truly bounce!
Mister Chix

Rio Rancho, NM

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#45008
May 2, 2013
 
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NO! I am saying BOTH of you keep to yourselves. Don't touch me!
Oh, now adorable.
You're 'shy'.

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