“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#42042 Mar 7, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>OKAY! I'll be there as soon as I can! Shall I bring the cocktail cart, or did you already haul it into the Stern Room? Hmmm?
That chicken never goes anywhere without his Patron.
Mister Chix

Rio Rancho, NM

#42043 Mar 7, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>OKAY! I'll be there as soon as I can! Shall I bring the cocktail cart, or did you already haul it into the Stern Room? Hmmm?
(happily)

By all means, Darling, bring more Patron, and some bend-y straws.
You can never have too much of a good thing.
Wait until you hear the latest love song I wrote for you, which I'll sing, while I play my ukulele.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#42044 Mar 7, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh Mrs. Chix, that chicken never says anything of importance, and you always fib to inflate his ego.
Chix says MANY important things, Frmr. It is you who are full of bull!

And before you answer: It is just an expression!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#42045 Mar 7, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>That chicken never goes anywhere without his Patron.
So? Why would he? Hmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#42046 Mar 7, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(happily)
By all means, Darling, bring more Patron, and some bend-y straws.
You can never have too much of a good thing.
Wait until you hear the latest love song I wrote for you, which I'll sing, while I play my ukulele.
Oh. I can't wait to hear it, Dear.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#42047 Mar 7, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(happily)
By all means, Darling, bring more Patron, and some bend-y straws.
You can never have too much of a good thing.
Wait until you hear the latest love song I wrote for you, which I'll sing, while I play my ukulele.
Thank goodness for ear plugs!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#42048 Mar 7, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Thank goodness for ear plugs!
What?! Would you speak up!
Mister Chix

Rio Rancho, NM

#42049 Mar 7, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Thank goodness for ear plugs!
What, you again?
If you don't care for ukulele music, and my deep, rich baritone, why don't you go to He**, where you'll never, ever have to see or hear me, and you & Satan can play Go Fish, and good luck with that, because he's (Satan) a bigger cheater at Go Fish than even you are, Frmr.
Mister Chix

Rio Rancho, NM

#42050 Mar 7, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Oh. I can't wait to hear it, Dear.
We'll make a real night of it!
Hooray!

Love you...

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#42051 Mar 7, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>What?! Would you speak up!
Funny,NOT! You don't have ear plugs in because I am speaking, it is because you don't want to hear that chicken squawking!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#42052 Mar 7, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
We'll make a real night of it!
Hooray!
Love you...
Oh Boy! I am really lookink forward to this night!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#42053 Mar 7, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Funny,NOT! You don't have ear plugs in because I am speaking, it is because you don't want to hear that chicken squawking!
Wrong, Frmr! I wear them (earplugs) so I don't have to hear you!
Mister Chix

Rio Rancho, NM

#42054 Mar 8, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Oh Boy! I am really lookink forward to this night!
Darling!
Last night was everything I've ever dreamed of, and you thought to bring little paper umbrellas, to go with the bend-y straws (which I invented), for the Patron.
I gummed-up the key hole, so that Frmr, who gets to keep all of her toes (unfair), can't peep through it (key hole) ever, ever again.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#42055 Mar 8, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You know very well what I meant! After a long day what do you expect? A chicken dinner? HAR! HAR!
that's our Frmr! Always entertaining!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#42056 Mar 8, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>IMO, you should let that chicken stay in the pickle he gets himself into. Maybe he would learn his lesson, but I doubt it.
Sometimes, for everybody's sake, it is better that I intervene.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#42057 Mar 8, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Okay, chicken shaped tofu!
<VVVVVBG>!
That is all I wanted, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#42058 Mar 8, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Any time you wish to get "seriously stern" with me, Darling, you'll find me with a cocktail shaker full of Patron, in the Stern Room, wearing my fez, and some really cool sneakers I got, over to the Black Market.
They (sneakers) have light-up laces, with bells that play "Auld Lang Syne".
I'll keep that in mind, Dear.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#42059 Mar 8, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>It looks just like Chix!
Phooey! No, it doesn't!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#42060 Mar 8, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>YES, because I wanted that chicken outta my hair, he had already given me a migraine.
That is besides the point!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#42061 Mar 8, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Of course it does, it is scrawny!
Only you could make scrawny tofu. Chix is not scrawny, Chix is buff!

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