“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#39832 Jan 25, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>No, Frmr. They will probably want a "belt" for themselves.
Who needs a belt Mrs. Chix? Is someone you know wearing droopy, baggy pants?

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#39833 Jan 25, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I mean like collecting stamps or something.
Collecting stamps is for old folk, I am not old and withered.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#39834 Jan 25, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>And just how does Chix cause YOU stress, when it is you that is always tormenting him?!
Oh Mrs. Chix, I am tired of tellink you about that chicken's bad behavior, you never listen, and always side with that chicken.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#39835 Jan 25, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>The Bears Baby Bistro probably went bankrupt because you raised their rent way to much.
Not so, Frmr! Remember: The BBB went under right after the bears canned the C-Bs! When the patrons no longer had the C-Bs in their black floor length aprons serving them, the customers just quit going to the Bears Babies Bistro! Right after that, the BBB folded.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#39836 Jan 25, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Who needs a belt Mrs. Chix? Is someone you know wearing droopy, baggy pants?
YOU!
Your pants are about to slip off of your hips.
Or.... are you wearing your pants that way intentionally?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#39837 Jan 25, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Collecting stamps is for old folk, I am not old and withered.
Not so, Frmr! Even kids collect stamps! There are some really beautiful ones, You know. One of my favorite ones is the Grace Kelly stamp. It looks like it is done in silver point.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#39838 Jan 25, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh Mrs. Chix, I am tired of tellink you about that chicken's bad behavior, you never listen, and always side with that chicken.
So, you changed your mind? You don't have stress because of Chix? Hmmm?

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#39839 Jan 25, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>So, you FINALLY admit it!
Now, do something to correct it!
Ah, it is too late Mrs. Chix, that Chihuahua has me right where he wants me, in the palms of his leetle paws.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#39840 Jan 25, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>So, you changed your mind? You don't have stress because of Chix? Hmmm?
HA! That chicken is the cause of all my stress. You keep him safe, and away from my dinner plate.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#39841 Jan 25, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>YOU!
Your pants are about to slip off of your hips.
Or.... are you wearing your pants that way intentionally?
Hey, I just can't afford new pants right now, and I am losing my rumper.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#39842 Jan 25, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Ah, it is too late Mrs. Chix, that Chihuahua has me right where he wants me, in the palms of his leetle paws.
Stand up to that doggie, Frmr! just put your foot down!

4494

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#39843 Jan 25, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! That chicken is the cause of all my stress. You keep him safe, and away from my dinner plate.
I do my best!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#39844 Jan 25, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Hey, I just can't afford new pants right now, and I am losing my rumper.
Where'd your rumper go? You need a belt!
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#39845 Jan 25, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Hey, I just can't afford new pants right now, and I am losing my rumper.
YOU, losing your RUMPER??!!
Since when, Frmr?
That rumper of yours is no more shrinking than my ego is, and last time your rumper came near the Palace, which was the day you drove my wife's new Cadillac into the moat, the tidal wave that your rumper caused washed waves all over the danged Kingdom.
It's not your rumper that you're losing, but your wits.
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#39846 Jan 26, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Not so, Frmr! Even kids collect stamps! There are some really beautiful ones, You know. One of my favorite ones is the Grace Kelly stamp. It looks like it is done in silver point.
I invented stamps, back when I was the Universal Postal Inspector General Of The United States & Everywhere Else.
I also invented envelopes.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#39847 Jan 26, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>So, you changed your mind? You don't have stress because of Chix? Hmmm?
Whaddya mean I changed my mind? I always have stress caused by that chicken.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#39848 Jan 26, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
I invented stamps, back when I was the Universal Postal Inspector General Of The United States & Everywhere Else.
I also invented envelopes.
You are a fibber chicken. You did not invent stamps, because if you had, all stamps would have various pictures of you.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#39849 Jan 26, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
YOU, losing your RUMPER??!!
Since when, Frmr?
That rumper of yours is no more shrinking than my ego is, and last time your rumper came near the Palace, which was the day you drove my wife's new Cadillac into the moat, the tidal wave that your rumper caused washed waves all over the danged Kingdom.
It's not your rumper that you're losing, but your wits.
Is that so chicken, well that is good to know that my rumper washed waves all over the Kingdom. Next time I will go for a tidal wave, or tsunami to hit the Cartoon Room while you are in there.
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#39850 Jan 26, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You are a fibber chicken. You did not invent stamps, because if you had, all stamps would have various pictures of you.
Indeed, those Very Special Stamps do exist, but are available only to the Elite, which fully clarifies why you, Frmr, have never seen one, nor probably ever will.
Also, they cost more,$661.00 per Chicken Stamp, so that cuts you out, right there.
Quit walking around, thinking you're all-special, because you ARE NOT!
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#39851 Jan 26, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Is that so chicken, well that is good to know that my rumper washed waves all over the Kingdom. Next time I will go for a tidal wave, or tsunami to hit the Cartoon Room while you are in there.
(chuckling merrily)

Go ahead, Frmr, do your rump-ery worst.
The Cartoon Room at the Palace is on the 666th floor, far-above any back wash that your sudden presence in the moat might create.
If only you were reasonable!
The Kingdom would be a much more peaceful place, and tourism would certainly increase, creating jobs, Frmr, so actually, you're a hindrance to the financial health of the Kingdom, with your negatively aggressive philosophy towards me, and your stupid tongs.

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