“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#39450 Jan 18, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>No, Frmr. It is much more than that!
Oh yeah? Name one other thing beside that you don't want to hurt that chicken's feelers.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#39451 Jan 18, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Well, sorta. After he dumped you.
WHAT? I guess you didn't go see the musical version of "A Street Car Named Desire". I dumped that chicken in front of eleventy thousand people in the audience.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#39452 Jan 18, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh yeah? Name one other thing beside that you don't want to hurt that chicken's feelers.
I have never been interested in eating Fowl, of any kind, for my dinner.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#39453 Jan 18, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>WHAT? I guess you didn't go see the musical version of "A Street Car Named Desire". I dumped that chicken in front of eleventy thousand people in the audience.
Oh, I saw it. Poor Chix, fortunately, he had dumped you first.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#39454 Jan 18, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I have never been interested in eating Fowl, of any kind, for my dinner.
So you are saying that you don't eat turkey, duck, or CHICKEN?

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#39455 Jan 18, 2013
The only foul fowl is Chix!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#39456 Jan 18, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>So you are saying that you don't eat turkey, duck, or CHICKEN?
That's right. Didn't you know that?

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#39457 Jan 18, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>That's right. Didn't you know that?
Oh phooey! YOu are just saying that so that Chix doesn't hear it and get his feelers hurt.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#39458 Jan 18, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I have never been interested in eating Fowl, of any kind, for my dinner.
So are you saying you prefer pork? Oh dear! Poor, poor piglet!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#39459 Jan 18, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Hogwash! You are always diung mean things to Chix! It is all you do, Frmr! Chix is not a bad egg or a bad chicken!
Aren't hogs related to piglet? So how come you are insulting hogs?

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#39460 Jan 18, 2013
Zombies wrote:
<quoted text>
Quit complaining, Kootzia, or we'll make you write a bunch more stuff.
Is Frmr taking you to Tonga, or isn't she?
Why are you so interested zombies? Why do you want to know if I am taking Kootzia to Tonga? Have you made another deal with that foul, fowl, Chix?
Zombies

Albuquerque, NM

#39461 Jan 18, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Get out of MY Hollow Zombies. Tuck you in? HA! The only place you are going to get tucked in, is in the graves I have dug around the base of Mt. Chix.
That's a very hurtful thing to say to us, Zombies, and especially when we were all getting on so well.
Maybe we'll just stagger & crawl our way over to the Palace.
We hear that Chix is there by himself.
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#39462 Jan 19, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>WHAT? I guess you didn't go see the musical version of "A Street Car Named Desire". I dumped that chicken in front of eleventy thousand people in the audience.
You seem to take a great deal of pleasure & satisfaction in repeating that unhappy anecdote every chance you get, Frmr, and it is one of my most painful memories.
Is there no limit to your means of torturing me?
By the way, what have you done with my cheese, my fez, and my wife?
Zombies

Albuquerque, NM

#39463 Jan 19, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Why are you so interested zombies? Why do you want to know if I am taking Kootzia to Tonga? Have you made another deal with that foul, fowl, Chix?
We generously suggested to that Chicken that we'd just love to come & keep him company in the Palace, while his wife is abroad, on some piglet-based 'grampy mission', but Chix's response was much, much less enthusiastic than we had hoped for, and now he (Chix) won't return our e.mails, or text us, or anything.
You wouldn't think so, but Zombies are not very well-received, except by other Zombies, and is it our fault that we're un-dead?
It certainly is NOT.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#39464 Jan 19, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>OH BOY! OH BOY! You are going to grill that chicken? Let me help! Let me help! PLease, I have been waiting fo this for a long time. You are finally going to grill that chicken over hot coals. I am so excited! It is like an early, early Christmas gift.
No, Frmr, that is not what I meant. False alarm!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#39465 Jan 19, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh Mrs. Chix, you just don't want to try anything that has the word chicken in it so you don't hurt that chicken-y husband of yours feelers.
Frmr, Chix IS a chicken! Chicken is a dinner no no!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#39466 Jan 19, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Finally! You admitted that I DUMPED that chicken, now if only you can convince him of that. I don't torture that chicken, he starts it.
You start it, Frmr! You mercilessly torture Chix, just for fun!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#39467 Jan 19, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I did! Maybe you could use the Big Book of Expressions instead of coals when you intend to rake Chix over the grill.
At least Chix wouldn't get hurt that way.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#39468 Jan 19, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! That chicken doesn't need defending from me, it is I that always has to defend myself from Chix.
Reverse that, Frmr, and you will have it right.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#39469 Jan 19, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. Chix, just because you are married to Chix doesn't mean you should deprive yourself of the best meat around, chicken.
Frmr, I would never consider eating chicken! Never! Why can't you understand that? Hmmm?

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