“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#37062 Dec 11, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh yeah? Well then you & CHix will probably get a sleigh full of coal, since you both are so naughty!
Santa decides whose naughty, Frmr, not you!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#37063 Dec 11, 2012
Kootzia wrote:
<quoted text>
Oooh, I hope it's not a fold-out.
Please assure me, Mrs. Chix, that 'December' is not a fold-out.
Well, OF COURSE it's a fold out, Kootzia!
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#37064 Dec 12, 2012
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Well, OF COURSE it's a fold out, Kootzia!
Not only does it fold-out, but it lights up, and starts playing the 2013 version of "Highway To Hell", intricately performed, in high-def, by poodles, on their zithers & snare drums.
That calendar is a beauty, a work of art, a masterpiece, and anyone who buys it (calendar) is making a sound investment indeed.
Oh, by the way, a signed copy of the calendar is a mere $661,116.16 extra, but worth every penny.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#37065 Dec 12, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Not only does it fold-out, but it lights up, and starts playing the 2013 version of "Highway To Hell", intricately performed, in high-def, by poodles, on their zithers & snare drums.
That calendar is a beauty, a work of art, a masterpiece, and anyone who buys it (calendar) is making a sound investment indeed.
Oh, by the way, a signed copy of the calendar is a mere $661,116.16 extra, but worth every penny.
I thought you were hand signing all of them, Dear.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#37066 Dec 12, 2012
Kootzia wrote:
<quoted text>
Sometimes I like to wear a veil, and sunglasses.
That is one of the reasons you are so mysterious.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#37067 Dec 12, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I know that piglet is on the nice list, but what about Kootzia?
She probably is because Piglet loves her so much.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#37068 Dec 12, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Hmm, well I don't have a problem with Kootzia being on the nice list, but I do have a problem with that chicken and you claiming to be on Santa's nice list.
Why is that, Frmr? Hmmm?

6646

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#37069 Dec 12, 2012
Kootzia wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm a good wife!
I'm a great wife!
That piglet won't ever find him a more wonderful-er spouse than me, and he better not try.
Our 11th wedding anniversary is coming up, next month, and we're having a big party, at the tree-house.
Everyone's invited, of course, and they should bring lots & lots of presents,, especially cash gifts.
You have been married 11 years? Really? My! Piglet was only 4 weeks old when you two wed!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#37070 Dec 12, 2012
Piglet Von Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
And right after that, my birthday!
I'll be 4 weeks of age, can you imagine?
And a very happy birthday it will be!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#37071 Dec 12, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>If Chix and Santa are friends, that is because Chix hasn't stolen one of Santa's patents, yet.
Chix and Santa have been long time friends, Frmr. Me too! Har!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#37072 Dec 12, 2012
Kootzia wrote:
<quoted text>
I'll be 12, eventually.
I married young.
Really? I thought you tole us that you would never turn 12. Maybe you will?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#37073 Dec 12, 2012
Kootzia wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't much care who likes me, besides the piglet, as long as everybody gives me lots & lots of Christmas presents, and anniversary gifts.
I'm Kootzia!
I'm extremely special.
But, you would get more gifts the more that people like you.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#37074 Dec 12, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh I agree Kootzia, you are "special", but then so is Chix, and Mrs. Chix. They too are "special".
How do you mean that, Frmr? Hmmm? Explain!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#37075 Dec 12, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You got it nits. AH, don't tell Chix though or he may just make you get back into the basket and give you to Mrs. Chix as a Christmas gift.
That's always a possibility.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#37076 Dec 12, 2012
Kootzia wrote:
<quoted text>
(amused)
Are you...threatening me, Mrs. Chix?
Are you really?
I am saying: Do you want Santa to bring you any presents?
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#37077 Dec 12, 2012
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I thought you were hand signing all of them, Dear.
Can't.
No hands, claws only.
I'm getting a rubber stamp made, which will read, "All My Best, King Of Albuquerque, NM Chix".
Warm up those shapely digits of yours, Darling.
We'll be stamping calendars for the next several weeks.
We'll make a fortune, I bet.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#37078 Dec 12, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I dunno Chix, it could be the Wolf trying to get you alone over in Tonga. BEWARE!
(Ominous music!)

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#37079 Dec 12, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>That chicken can't keep his claws clean, they are very sticky.
Chix has very clean claws, Frmr. He washes them all the time. Unlike you.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#37080 Dec 12, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Whaddya mean by that Mrs. Chix? You tole me that you were getting Kootzia lots of gifts because she was very special. Are you saying that you fibbed?
I am saying the amount of gifts she (Kootzia) gets is dependent on her behavior.
Kootzia

Albuquerque, NM

#37081 Dec 12, 2012
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Really? I thought you tole us that you would never turn 12. Maybe you will?
I'll turn 12, all right.
When I'm damn*d good & ready.
That could be years from now, because I wish to remain youthful, and alluring, to my handsome little pork chop, the piglet.

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