Review: Adults On Rio Bravo

Review: Adults On Rio Bravo

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fogo

Albuquerque, NM

#1 Nov 15, 2010
Jenna was a hottie I miss her
steve

Albuquerque, NM

#2 Apr 10, 2011
sugar is about a 6 or 7 but makes you feel good;) red by far is the sexiest ever!!!
eric l

Albuquerque, NM

#3 Apr 10, 2011
Red is the hottest!!! nice big toy also
jerry

Albuquerque, NM

#4 Apr 28, 2011
Mercedes is very hot!
Rio Bravo Patron

Kendalia, TX

#5 Apr 28, 2011
Don't believe this crap. These postings were obviously done by the owner....

This place is a hole in the wall filthy joint at the end of a strip mall in the south valley. One of those 60's type peep-show strip joints. You buy tokens. The girl is behind a glass window. One dollar (for 2 minutes) gets a divider to raise so you can see the girl. Tips get her to move over near your window. Pretty cheesy. It'll take at least 10 bucks in tips to get her g-string removed. Guys masturbate in the little booths, so your feet will stick to the floor, or you'll slip and fall. The glass window is splattered with jizz. It stinks to high heaven as you might expect.

Since: Jun 08

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#6 Apr 28, 2011
Rio Bravo Patron wrote:
Don't believe this crap. These postings were obviously done by the owner....
This place is a hole in the wall filthy joint at the end of a strip mall in the south valley. One of those 60's type peep-show strip joints. You buy tokens. The girl is behind a glass window. One dollar (for 2 minutes) gets a divider to raise so you can see the girl. Tips get her to move over near your window. Pretty cheesy. It'll take at least 10 bucks in tips to get her g-string removed. Guys masturbate in the little booths, so your feet will stick to the floor, or you'll slip and fall. The glass window is splattered with jizz. It stinks to high heaven as you might expect.
Thanks for doing such a thorough investigation. You're very dedicated.
CallousOneToo

Albuquerque, NM

#7 Apr 29, 2011
Rio Bravo Patron wrote:
Guys masturbate in the little booths, so your feet will stick to the floor, or you'll slip and fall. The glass window is splattered with jizz. It stinks to high heaven as you might expect.
Ewwwwwwwwwww, gross. I would hate to be "Slappy the Mop Bucket Guy" at that place.
CornDogz

Sheffield, AL

#8 Apr 29, 2011
So how many of our legislators are co-owners in this endearing enterprise?
doug

Santa Barbara, CA

#9 Jan 1, 2012
nice to see jewel back.. wheres red??

“26.2”

Since: Feb 08

Santa Fe, NM

#10 Jan 1, 2012
And does this place serve free samples of Greek yogurt?
doug

Santa Barbara, CA

#11 Jan 3, 2012
angelina is the hottest now.. all she needs is a toy!! tiny little as and p)(&*.. wheres kitty??
jeremy bird

Santa Barbara, CA

#12 Jan 6, 2012
place is dirty and old but what do u expect?? its a peep show.. went last night and 15 dollars did the trick.. ill go back..

“26.2”

Since: Feb 08

Santa Fe, NM

#13 Jan 7, 2012
jeremy bird wrote:
place is dirty and old but what do u expect?? its a peep show.. went last night and 15 dollars did the trick.. ill go back..
I don't understand why anyone would pay 15 bucks to masturbate? Especially when all you get to do is look...no touching.
LongJohn

United States

#14 Jan 8, 2012
Lobo Viejo wrote:
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I don't understand why anyone would pay 15 bucks to masturbate? Especially when all you get to do is look...no touching.
A lonely, horny man will do odd things...spend money he doesn't have...get down on one knee and beg a woman to marry him...then plant a lawn and go weeks without getting any...go to the Santa Fe opera...or sit in a booth jacking off to fat ugly woman from the south valley...sad
45king

Missouri City, TX

#15 Jan 8, 2012
LongJohn wrote:
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A lonely, horny man will do odd things...spend money he doesn't have...get down on one knee and beg a woman to marry him...then plant a lawn and go weeks without getting any...go to the Santa Fe opera...or sit in a booth jacking off to fat ugly woman from the south valley...sad
this is a nasty thread. but i have to say my wife dragged me up to santa fe to that opera once. i had to rent black-tie shit and all. i never felt so bad in all my life. in fact, i couldn't even get a boner for a month after such a sissy thing to do.

“26.2”

Since: Feb 08

Santa Fe, NM

#16 Jan 9, 2012
45king wrote:
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this is a nasty thread. but i have to say my wife dragged me up to santa fe to that opera once. i had to rent black-tie shit and all. i never felt so bad in all my life. in fact, i couldn't even get a boner for a month after such a sissy thing to do.
Wow, I never imagined that the Santa Fe Opera could be a cause of erectile dysfunction for some men. A long time ago, before I got married, I had a summer fling with a woman who played in the SF Opera orchestra. I saw lots of operas that summer and they never had that effect on me.
Junior

United States

#18 Jun 25, 2012
I like Jewel, she come out wearing nutta but a button and bow. LOL.
stooopid

Santa Fe, NM

#19 Jun 25, 2012
Rio Bravo Patron wrote:
This place is a hole in the wall filthy joint at the end of a strip mall in the south valley. One of those 60's type peep-show strip joints. You buy tokens. The girl is behind a glass window. One dollar (for 2 minutes) gets a divider to raise so you can see the girl. Tips get her to move over near your window.
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wow 10-15 bucks for a few minutes. hint .... buy a 32 inch computer monitor, hit up a porn site or porn cam site, click on a video and get reaaalllll close to the monitor. ya get the same thing for free. only an idiot would pay to go to a place like described.
wild dog bill

Albuquerque, NM

#20 Jun 26, 2012
Lobo Viejo wrote:
And does this place serve free samples of Greek yogurt?
Why? Is your wife interested in a more exotic flavor?
Adglaani Tso

United States

#21 Jun 26, 2012
stooopid wrote:
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wow 10-15 bucks for a few minutes. hint .... buy a 32 inch computer monitor, hit up a porn site or porn cam site, click on a video and get reaaalllll close to the monitor. ya get the same thing for free. only an idiot would pay to go to a place like described.
Yeah, but part of the fun is flapping your flubber at the chick behind the glass and, by the look on her face, she's horrified and strangely intrigued at the same time. Can't get that from a computer monitor and the best part, you don't have to wipe the glass down, that's Slappy's job. LOL

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