You Know You're From New Mexico When...
Stay Off The Center Lines

Castle Rock, CO

#182 Jun 15, 2013
It suddenly dawns on you why there are so many gaudy roadside memorials (so called 'descansos') along New Mexico roads as a vehicle approaching head-on, driven by someone sitting too low to see over the dashboard has crossed the centerline on a blind curve/hill combo.
Ex- El Paso Resident

Las Cruces, NM

#184 Jun 17, 2013
dunadd wrote:
Sun and wind aint weather? I know, a decree from higher up.
If you lived here you would understand.
Concha pena

Albuquerque, NM

#185 Jun 17, 2013
Ex- El Paso Resident wrote:
<quoted text>
If you lived here you would understand.
if NM wouldn't have that constant wind and sun there would be NO weather at all. The dust is carried by the wind 24hrs a day, the sun burns 8 hrs a day in the summer. A dust bowl here and there and it still beats any other place.
movinonover

Glendale, AZ

#186 Jun 18, 2013
when it's red, green.....or the 'Bomb' with your favorite plate.
hotelmotelarroga ntINN

Glendale, AZ

#187 Jun 20, 2013
when someone even more arrogant and rude shows up at 'Hotel Hell' in Mesilla to try and fix the problem!
alittleproblem

Glendale, AZ

#188 Jun 24, 2013
when there's nothing worse than being a kid.
momwhosintheTUB

Glendale, AZ

#189 Jun 26, 2013
when the only thing the burglar wants is your soap and tub.
jonny dep

Charlottesville, VA

#190 Jun 26, 2013
A john pays his hooker with a happy meal.
holdthepickle

Glendale, AZ

#191 Jun 26, 2013
jonny dep wrote:
A john pays his hooker with a happy meal.
The 'Banging Hooker Informant' from Albuquerque prefers the Big Mac.....w/the special sauce.
In the Heights

Monroe, VA

#192 Jun 26, 2013
When you say you had a "sang-gwich" for lunch.
gatorgate

Glendale, AZ

#193 Jun 29, 2013
when the governor's husband's hunting host is mumified due to security reasons.....after everyone returned home safely.
clearlythewordof the day

Glendale, AZ

#194 Jun 29, 2013
when some things are so transparent you become mum.
whosintheweeds

Glendale, AZ

#196 Jul 2, 2013
the 'landscaper' with a weed-whacker, blue jump suit, a mask and a kahki fisherman's hat on is the new bank robber...... and with no strings attached!
whoneedsthetimeo ut

Glendale, AZ

#197 Jul 2, 2013
when the clothes hamper and the cage are the two most popular babysitters currently being used.
sealedwitha SNAKE

Glendale, AZ

#198 Jul 8, 2013
when LUPE's snake quest never rests.

Can you hear me NOW? Or do we need a Judges order to open this sealed can of swamp worms!!
RIP

Glendale, AZ

#199 Jul 13, 2013
the only decent and honorable thing left in Santa Fe are the David Cargo memories and stories!!
LuzAranda

Albuquerque, NM

#200 Jul 14, 2013
RIP:don't tell me you find more decency in Glendale than SF. Maybe you're lacking some of it yourself. If you live in the past, you're already stuck in that way of thinking and maybe progress is not your style. 'Memories and stories' will keep you breathing at least. Come spend time and dollars here in Santa Fe and start NEW MEMORIES. It works.
When

Albuquerque, NM

#201 Jul 14, 2013
those in Glendale, AZ want to be just like you so bad they continue to post in the albuquerque forum.
zhntraders

Albuquerque, NM

#202 Jul 15, 2013
the only decent thing in glendale is
dodgers spring training.
prettypeachy

Glendale, AZ

#203 Jul 16, 2013
your get out of jail card for murder really works....after only 20 days!

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