You Know You're From New Mexico When...

You Know You're From New Mexico When...

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“Shoot First, Think Never”

Since: Jun 09

Elk Grove

#1 Apr 10, 2012
You have been on TV more than three times telling about how your neighbor was shot or about your alien abduction.

Since: Oct 11

Location hidden

#2 Apr 10, 2012
....two cars ahead of you are driving 20 mph on the freeway, blocking both lanes, windows down, talking to each other, hands flailing about, pot smoke drifting about. It's gonna take me two hours to get to the Sunport.

“Shoot First, Think Never”

Since: Jun 09

Elk Grove

#3 Apr 10, 2012
You price-shop for tortillas.

“Shoot First, Think Never”

Since: Jun 09

Elk Grove

#4 Apr 10, 2012
You ran for state legislature so you can speed legally.
Hagar

Sheffield, AL

#5 Apr 10, 2012
You know it is spring in Albuquerque when you see the frost on the peach blossoms.

“There is no spoon”

Since: Feb 08

Cedar Crest, NM

#6 Apr 10, 2012
Saying, "Eeeeeee, I know huh?" is second nature.

“There is no spoon”

Since: Feb 08

Cedar Crest, NM

#7 Apr 10, 2012
Your favorite drinking holidays are New Year's Eve, New Year's Day, Fat Tuesday, Ash Wednesday, Good Friday, Easter, Memorial Day, the day after Memorial Day, 4th of July, Labor Day, Thanksgiving, the day after Thanksgiving, the day before Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving weekend, Christmas Eve, and of course Christmas Day, and also Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Saturday night.

“There is no spoon”

Since: Feb 08

Cedar Crest, NM

#8 Apr 10, 2012
Getting a DWI is considered a right of passage.
WorkingStiff

Carlsbad, CA

#9 Apr 10, 2012
You have a shiny bald head with a "505" tattoo on it whilst you're panhandling at Walmart.
WorkingStiff

Carlsbad, CA

#10 Apr 10, 2012
Your an APD cop, it's late November and you need some quick cash for Christmas so you shoot a couple of scared would-be "thugz" and SHAZAAM!, you have a nice Christmas bonus!

Since: Dec 10

Albuquerque

#11 Apr 10, 2012
WorkingStiff wrote:
Your an APD cop, it's late November and you need some quick cash for Christmas so you shoot a couple of scared would-be "thugz" and SHAZAAM!, you have a nice Christmas bonus!
Man, you are in rare form today.

Since: Dec 10

Albuquerque

#12 Apr 10, 2012
An inch of snow and the guy with the snowplow is drunk and can't find his keys. So the interstate is closed from Arizona to Texas and Moriarty's population goes from 9000 to 90000 in three hours.

“Shoot First, Think Never”

Since: Jun 09

Elk Grove

#13 Apr 10, 2012
CallousOneToo wrote:
Your favorite drinking holidays are New Year's Eve, New Year's Day, Fat Tuesday, Ash Wednesday, Good Friday, Easter, Memorial Day, the day after Memorial Day, 4th of July, Labor Day, Thanksgiving, the day after Thanksgiving, the day before Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving weekend, Christmas Eve, and of course Christmas Day, and also Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Saturday night.
You forgot Cinco De Mayo.

“Shoot First, Think Never”

Since: Jun 09

Elk Grove

#14 Apr 10, 2012
You just got your fifth DWI and got elected to the state legislature in the same week.
ucancallmeAL

Glendale, AZ

#15 Apr 10, 2012
When you've been picked up for second degree murder on halloween, only to have the DA discover 43 days later, that it was a case of mistaken identity.
sludge report

Glendale, AZ

#16 Apr 10, 2012
When you get arrested and held 22 months for extreme DUI and resisting arrest and end up winning a $22 million civil rights judgement because the....DA, again, forgot to prosecute yah.
testdrive

Glendale, AZ

#17 Apr 10, 2012
When you've had 9 DUIs and you get to test drive the Corvette down at the local dealer.

“Shoot First, Think Never”

Since: Jun 09

Elk Grove

#18 Apr 10, 2012
You don't see anything wrong with drive-up window liquor sales.
inthehood

Glendale, AZ

#19 Apr 10, 2012
When you see the State Police officer...in full uniform doing the 'Coitus with Clovis' on the hood of a Honda while watching the CBS evening news.
disintegratingju stice

Glendale, AZ

#20 Apr 10, 2012
When Barnes and Noble have your book about a personal witchhunt ( www.disintegratingjustice.com ) for sale down at the local mall.

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