Are Your Friends In The Closet?

Are Your Friends In The Closet?

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“Trmptd Failures,Unhrld Success”

Since: Mar 11

Woodbridge, VA

#1 Jan 19, 2013

“26.2”

Since: Feb 08

Santa Fe, NM

#2 Jan 19, 2013
Sheep Dipped wrote:
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You need to invest in a gun safe so the progressive-liberal, welfare-sucking, dopehead burglars won't be able to steal your heat when they break into your home while you are away earning an honest living.
UhHunh

Los Alamos, NM

#3 Jan 19, 2013
They went into the closet when Gardner Martinez's employee talked about it in Santa Fe. They were worried about retaliation and hate crimes.

“More Brains Than .....”

Since: Sep 11

..a Zombie Thanksgiving

#4 Jan 19, 2013
How many guns does it take to make your junk seem bigger?
Guitarzan

Albuquerque, NM

#5 Jan 19, 2013
Phil the Grillmaster wrote:
How many guns does it take to make your junk seem bigger?
People who watch sports with men in skin-tight slacks patting each other in the butt have really very little to contribute to the discussion on guns, Phyllis. I think that's an internet photo, at any rate.

“Umbrae Pulvisque”

Since: Apr 09

Location hidden

#6 Jan 19, 2013
Don't confuse gun owners with Hummer and Monster Truck Owners, Phil the Masterbaiter.

“Every Man's Obsession ”

Since: Mar 10

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#7 Jan 19, 2013
Now boys. You're allowed to have man-crushes on football players, wrestlers and the like. My best friends are in my nightstand.

“More Brains Than .....”

Since: Sep 11

..a Zombie Thanksgiving

#8 Jan 19, 2013
So easy to bait you.

Are those Manti's guns?

“More Brains Than .....”

Since: Sep 11

..a Zombie Thanksgiving

#9 Jan 19, 2013
Skankerella wrote:
Now boys. You're allowed to have man-crushes on football players, wrestlers and the like. My best friends are in my nightstand.
Do your friends need aa or aaa batteries?

“26.2”

Since: Feb 08

Santa Fe, NM

#10 Jan 19, 2013
Phil the Grillmaster wrote:
How many guns does it take to make your junk seem bigger?
Well now that is just a cowboy phallacy.

“26.2”

Since: Feb 08

Santa Fe, NM

#11 Jan 19, 2013
Skankerella wrote:
Now boys. You're allowed to have man-crushes on football players, wrestlers and the like. My best friends are in my nightstand.
And is your best friend powered by gunpowder or by battery?

“FMB=Fire Marshall Bill!”

Since: Jul 11

West ABQ & Cedar Crest

#12 Jan 19, 2013
Some lunkheads don't get it. Guns are tools. You don't just have 1 screwdriver, 1 box wrench. You have a variety for different jobs. Guns are the same. These same lunkheads probably think Jay Leno has a tiny Jay too because he owns hundreds of cars. BTW, cars kill way more people every year than guns do.

“Every Man's Obsession ”

Since: Mar 10

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#13 Jan 19, 2013
The stun gun runs on batteries. The HK4 takes 9mm short. Same size as Phil & Hobo.

“26.2”

Since: Feb 08

Santa Fe, NM

#14 Jan 19, 2013
EMT Nate wrote:
Some lunkheads don't get it. Guns are tools. You don't just have 1 screwdriver, 1 box wrench. You have a variety for different jobs. Guns are the same. These same lunkheads probably think Jay Leno has a tiny Jay too because he owns hundreds of cars. BTW, cars kill way more people every year than guns do.
So you have interchangeable penile implants, wow. Must of us just use the gun that God gave us.
you are

Huntsville, AL

#15 Jan 19, 2013
EMT Nate wrote:
a tool - guns aren't cars or wrenches

“More Brains Than .....”

Since: Sep 11

..a Zombie Thanksgiving

#16 Jan 19, 2013
Skankerella wrote:
The stun gun runs on batteries. The HK4 takes 9mm short. Same size as Phil & Hobo.
But it packs a big load Skankers.

“26.2”

Since: Feb 08

Santa Fe, NM

#17 Jan 19, 2013
Skankerella wrote:
The stun gun runs on batteries. The HK4 takes 9mm short. Same size as Phil & Hobo.
That's too bad that you have to settle for 9mm short. Most women prefer magnum size bullets.

“Go Away!”

Since: Mar 10

ABQ Far NE Heights

#18 Jan 20, 2013
Why do golfers need more than 1 club? Why do surgeons need more than 1 scalpel? Why do football, soccer and rugby use all those players when basketball makes do with 5? Another profound question by one of the idiots that used to sign the name "Dick Hertz" on the substitute teacher's attendance sheet.

“FMB=Fire Marshall Bill!”

Since: Jul 11

West ABQ & Cedar Crest

#19 Jan 20, 2013
Guns are tools. It's just that the chicken-littles among us like to demonize them. You use a shotgun to shoot game like pheasant, turkey, duck. Or to skeet shoot. You use a .22 to shoot varmints like rats, coyotes. You use a .308 another large caliber to shoot bigger game, like deer, moose. But then, you can expect the wack-a-doodles that live in Santa Fe' to know stuff like that. Besides, it's a free country for the most part still. Jay Leno can own 200 plus cars and cars kill 3 times as many people as guns do every year. I know, when it comes to cars, "cars don't kill people, people do" right, bozo. Go back to watch teletubbies and quit with the stupid, worn out mantras.

“FMB=Fire Marshall Bill!”

Since: Jul 11

West ABQ & Cedar Crest

#20 Jan 20, 2013
And you prefer the magnums too, eh Homo Viejo? See, that's where people show their inadequacy. Not be the number of guns they have, but by the calibers they choose. Just like cars. Fire one of those magnums, especially at night, and you'll be seeing flashes of light in your eyes that won't let you see clearly for a while. That's if the recoil doesn't bring the gun back and smacks you over the head. Magnums are for people who want to impress others, or for people that can't hit the 10 ring.

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