Ted Nugent puts name on ammo

Ted Nugent puts name on ammo

There are 157 comments on the Detroit News story from May 8, 2012, titled Ted Nugent puts name on ammo. In it, Detroit News reports that:

The Motor City Madman, 63, not timid about discussing the latest goings-on in Washington and the rest of the politisphere, will soon have his own branded ammunition, "Ted Nugent Ammo." The ammunition will be available at gun shops and at outdoor retailer Cabela's, which has one Michigan location, in Dundee.

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RacistFireCrotch BarnFart

Rochester, NY

#1 May 8, 2012
This guys a has been nutcase.
Next he will be making a porno with octomom.
SmileHello_3

Rochester, NY

#3 May 8, 2012
He's 63 years old, soon they will be naming a wheelchair after him.
Yawn

North Tonawanda, NY

#8 May 8, 2012
Oh great... Pedophile Ammo.

I can see the ads for flack jackets:
Don't let your pre-teen daughter get "Nuged", buy her a Ted proof jacket!
RacistFireCrotch BarnFart

Rochester, NY

#11 May 8, 2012
If Ted went to Anm, they might not have needed Nickbo, and then Nickbo would still have his legs and smelly feet.
Yawn

North Tonawanda, NY

#12 May 8, 2012
Oliver Klosov wrote:
...in 1978, Nugent began a relationship with seventeen-year-old Hawaii native Pele Massa. Due to the age difference they could not marry so Nugent joined Massa's parents in signing documents to make himself her legal guardian, an arrangement that Spin magazine ranked in October 2000 as #63 on their list of the "100 Sleaziest Moments in Rock", just so he could bang her.
SEVENTEEN? That's OLD for Teddy. How about this 2004 interview on the Howard Stern Show:
Courtney Love phoned into the Howard Stern Show on Monday before eventually coming into the studio where she made the shocking allegation that one of the first times she had oral sex was with Ted Nugent. She said she was young and she didn’t want to say exactly how old she was, but eventually confessed she was 12-year-old — which would have made Nugent approximately 28 years old at the time. The New York Post attempted to contact Nugent for a response but was unsuccessful. Moderators at Nugent’s official forum deleted the only thread asking about the topic as evidenced by the forum’s search giving a file not found error for the matched thread. She added it was a long time ago and she didn’t even have breasts yet.
Lagoon Con

Chesapeake, VA

#13 May 8, 2012
Oliver Klosov wrote:
Uncle Ted (that's creepy enough) likes his underaged groupies sucking on his Wango Tango.
How about Ted asked for an Educational Deferrment during Vietnam. Enrolled at Oackland Comm College and didnt attend, cuz he was too busy touring with Amboy Dukes by his own admission up to 300 dates a year. He also claims a Medical deferrment. Must've had the same Pilodal Hemmerhoid Cyst that Rash Limpballs had.
n 1978, Nugent began a relationship with seventeen-year-old Hawaii native Pele Massa. Due to the age difference they could not marry so Nugent joined Massa's parents in signing documents to make himself her legal guardian, an arrangement that Spin magazine ranked in October 2000 as #63 on their list of the "100 Sleaziest Moments in Rock", just so he could bang her.
He is a draft dodger and the father of four bastard children buy three different unwed mothers...He is a real patriot and allabout family values...typical Republican
Yawn

North Tonawanda, NY

#14 May 8, 2012
Oliver Klosov wrote:
...He also claims a Medical deferment. Must've had the same Pilodal Hemmerhoid Cyst that Rash Limpballs had.
That's a polite way of saying it. Here's the REAL story, right from TED in a 1977 interview with High Times Magazine:
Interviewer: How did you get out of the draft?

Ted Nugent: Ted was a young boy, appearing to be a hippie but quite opposite in fact, working hard and playing hard, playing rock and roll like a deviant. People would question my sanity, I played so much. So I got my notice to be in the draft. Do you think I was gonna lay down my guitar and go play army? Give me a break! I was busy doin' it to it. I had a career Jack. If I was walkin' around, hippying down, getting' loaded and pickin' my a** like your common curs, I'd say "Hey yeah, go in the army. Beats the poop out of scuffin' around in the gutters." But I wasn't a gutter dog. I was a hard workin', mother****in' rock and roll musician.

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin' dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I'm gonna play their own game, and I'm gonna destroy 'em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin' awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I've always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf*cker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn't know and I'm vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human
poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was —'cause I was really into bein' clean and on the ball — I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You f*cking swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.

They took a putty knife to me. I got the street rats out of my hair, ate some good steaks, beans, potatoes, cottage cheese, milk. A couple of days and I was ready to kick a**. And in the mail I got this big juicy 4-F. They'd call dead people before they’d call my a**. But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of motherf*ckin' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it. I was too busy doin' my own thing, you know?
Imbeciles and chumps? Got it.
jack

Buffalo, NY

#16 May 8, 2012
Oliver Klosov wrote:
What a proud American Patriot. He'd have made Karl Rove and Dick Cheney proud on ways of getting out of Nam. Rove kept enrolling and dropping out of colleges across the US and staying ahead of his re-routed mail.
Cheney went out and got 2 DWIs in a row.
and Mitt Romney suddenly got all Mormon and went on a missionary to FRANCE, instead of some jungle in pacific or Africa or S.America.
the conservative way ..you go to war,send your KIDS to war,while their kids stay safe at home I hate all republiCANTS,teabaggers cons....
punK

Niagara Falls, NY

#18 May 8, 2012
ted is a pedophile. ted was afraid of war. ted cheated his way out of vietnam. fykk his musically challenged ass serving. he now loves killing things. no threats!
musically, he was even worse.
wango tango was his big hit. truthfully, chumba wumba was/is better.
oh yeah. ted is a pedophile. proven. sue me. someone please sue me.
ted, you are a pederast, you war loving pussy who gleefully admits avoiding vietnam. sue my ass.
your music sux and you have an innapropriate interest in girls that are 13-15 years old.
whyME

East Quogue, NY

#20 May 9, 2012
Uncle Ted Rules
still hope for Ted

Buffalo, NY

#21 May 9, 2012
wow, snortin dope and hosin young girls...sounds like Bill Clintin...oh that's right Bill just went to England, enrolled, but never attended classes, to dodge the draft. Spent the entire war smokin dope and hosin young girls...And grew up to be president, wow what a country...
No i am not Mike

East Quogue, NY

#22 May 9, 2012
clinton Blows well gets blow anyways love to see Ted go for it
c mon now

Buffalo, NY

#24 May 9, 2012
Now, a wannabe, someone who dresses and acts like a rock star, and goes to concerts, and goes to teenybopper hangouts, with some weed, just to pick up young girls. Or a jock type frat boy, who just wants to put as many 'notches' in his pistol, as possible, (extra credit for virgins and the 'younger the better') May be referred to as a pedophile. But someone who is actually an unquestionable international rockstar who is literally swarmed by young girls at every concert...is hardly a pedophile. That would be like saying that Clinton only ran for president, to chase young girls around the white house...
Just Saying

Sterling Heights, MI

#25 May 9, 2012
c mon now wrote:
Now, a wannabe, someone who dresses and acts like a rock star, and goes to concerts, and goes to teenybopper hangouts, with some weed, just to pick up young girls. Or a jock type frat boy, who just wants to put as many 'notches' in his pistol, as possible,(extra credit for virgins and the 'younger the better') May be referred to as a pedophile. But someone who is actually an unquestionable international rockstar who is literally swarmed by young girls at every concert...is hardly a pedophile. That would be like saying that Clinton only ran for president, to chase young girls around the white house...
Prepubescent girls are not sexually attractive. They are children. Ted Nugent is indeed a pedophile.
get over it

Buffalo, NY

#26 May 9, 2012
...you are just buying into 'Rosie O'Donnell Babble' and believe anything you hear...
punK

Buffalo, NY

#27 May 9, 2012
c mon now - ted nugent is a pedophile. defend him, starting .... now.
(also, his music is truly awful)
anyway, you said because ted was swarmed by girls (during his 2 years og success) he should be allowed to nail any and all, no matter how young.
why do bring clinton into this one-sided argument?
your going south all the time, kid.
now then. defend ted the pedophile. now.
get over it

Buffalo, NY

#29 May 10, 2012
OK Bozo, so you're saying that Ted only pretends to be a guitar player to pick up underage girls...??? Not that high energy rock guitar is his life's passion??? OK, alright I see, uh huh. It's obvious that you're just a hater grasping at any way to spread your hate. Oh, and by the way there is no evidence, of Ted or Stephen Tyler or Mick Jagger..(maybe Elton Jon with young boys)...having sex with 13-15 year old girls...again just liberal FABRICATED hate...

Since: Aug 10

Hollis Center, ME

#30 May 10, 2012
So the Ammo has "Dumb ass" stamped on the side?
unkle ted

Dansville, NY

#31 May 10, 2012
FFS- wrote:
So the Ammo has "Dumb ass" stamped on the side?
"Scumbag"
Rosie O Hippo

Buffalo, NY

#32 May 10, 2012
"We must ban these assault bambi killer machinegun cop killer bazooka baby killer bullets NOW!"

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