Salad Fingers Based On T. Fontaines Life

Salad Fingers Based On T. Fontaines Life

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Praxis33

United States

#3 Feb 24, 2014
A Modern Jew wrote:
MY GAWD! REALLY?
Salad Fingers.com
I did mom with salad forks. She said it tickled her on the inside. I also tried spoons but it brought to much stuff out if you know what I mean. What do they do in North Adams?
Praxis33

United States

#5 Feb 24, 2014
PITTSCITY ELDERS wrote:
Salad Fingers Tom, you are really DISGUSTING, even for a PERVERT!
Some people say when I stick both hands in moms back door that I am disgusting - but then again she likes it. I like deep licking myself. Maybe mom should do me tonight.
Frequent Flyer

Houston, TX

#8 Feb 24, 2014
You sir are the lowest life form one can have the misfortune to come across.
Praxis33

United States

#11 Feb 25, 2014
PITTSCITY ELDERS wrote:
That's a fair to middlin point of truth about Tom. LOLOL!
Mom's hole is so big and worn out I could toss a salad in there. Is that what they do in North Adams?
Praxis33

United States

#13 Feb 25, 2014
Thomas W Fontaine wrote:
I was the model for Salad Fingers. I am not Salad Fingers. But I do smell poopy.
What your thought on using cucumbers. I know guys in North Adams use them on thier back door. Mom likes it but needs something bigger.
Gay Jewish Rent Boy

Lincoln, NE

#15 Feb 25, 2014
TOM FONTAINE wrote:
<quoted text>
What's your thought on meeting me at Patrick's Pub knob polisher?
How about your bedroom!
Praxis33

United States

#17 Feb 25, 2014
TOM FONTAINE wrote:
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What's your thought on meeting me at Patrick's Pub knob polisher?
My mom is the only one that can polish my knob. I would like to return the favor. Any chance you are from North Adams and can give me some advice on how?
Praxis33

United States

#19 Feb 25, 2014
TOM FONTAINE wrote:
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You are the gents room Praxis. You are gutless.
Oh, but when I put my member into mom's back door I give it all I can, then switch to the front door, even will all the scum on me. I'm the man.

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