Excommunication From The Muslim Brotherhood
Posted in the Pittsfield Forum
#1 Oct 29, 2013
That's what Tom is facing now. The local Imam found out Tom was the first born and lost his birthright, twice! Pappy left him out in the cold. Mammy didn't leave him anything either. But then they may have had to spend it all on legal fees, don't cha know?
Yep, old nasty Tom had to sign that Affidavit of Heirship, giving up all rights to any part of 'the estate'. Now this only happens if:
1. Tom is the illegitimate/aka BASTARD son.
2. He was adopted from Abel and Ruth, or was adopted by John and Rita, or was the real son of Omar's owner.
3. Tom stole the real Tom's identity and got caught.
4. Tom was excommunicated from the Nazi Party, Communist Party, Muslim Brotherhood Party, and the Gay Pride, Tri-Sexual, Men In Tights Party, all at the same time.
5. Tom changed his name to Carla/Carl/Biggest Liar/Socks, which disqualifies him as being "a real person".
6. All the above.
#2 Oct 29, 2013
Whatever you say, Tom.
#3 Oct 29, 2013
That won't work CARLA! You been eyeballed! Pittsfield knows where you live now Tom. Where ya gonna hide now Tom? Like father like son! LOLOL!
#4 Oct 29, 2013
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