50 years old???<quoted text>
So, you want me to be your DARLING?
I am very handsome, Mon.
You'll take an instant fancy to me.
I wonder what sexually attracts you to a 50 year old plump American (Frijoles) with a bulging rear and a graying mustache?
I can't fathom your sexual attraction for a non-handsome old man like Frijoles.
Even if Frijoles consents to having sex with an ugly black bum with thick lips like you, I wonder what sexual pleasure he can give you.
Cultivate better taste.
(I'm not available!)