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Durp Hurpman
Alamogordo, NM
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The second step will be back towards the kitchen!
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WARRIOR
Alamogordo, NM
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Durp Hurpman wrote: The second step will be back towards the kitchen! I prefer them on their backs!
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Ted Kennedy
Artesia, NM
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Easy guys. You can only tell a women something twice. (cuz' she's only go two eyes to blacken)
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Jackson Browne
Artesia, NM
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Now hold on, Ted. I'm as big a Liberal as you, but you're forgetting something: Beat her and throw her down the stairs and then you can holler at her all the next week while she's laid up on the couch. I did.
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clintonsbill
Artesia, NM
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1.) Pass onerous sexual harrassment legislation onto white business owners. They're certain to be Republicans. 2.) Rape a woman and then lie under oath about it. 3.) Ram something long into an inter's throat while working in the oval office during work hours. 4.) Hold teleconferences about why everybody else besides Democrats have to be kind to women.
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WARRIOR
Alamogordo, NM
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clintonsbill wrote: 1.) Pass onerous sexual harrassment legislation onto white business owners. They're certain to be Republicans. 2.) Rape a woman and then lie under oath about it. 3.) Ram something long into an inter's throat while working in the oval office during work hours. 4.) Hold teleconferences about why everybody else besides Democrats have to be kind to women. It's just like this Reverand Jacksons son who has been missing from Congress for the past 4 months because he has been caught with his hand in the cookie jar and having sexual relations with women other than his wife. Liberals are a dirty nasty bunch of lying animals!
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Skuttlebutt
High Rolls Mountain Park, NM
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Romney only supports
bindersfullofwomen
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Skuttlebutt
Alamogordo, NM
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Skuttlebutt wrote: Romney only supports bindersfullofwomen Obama doesn't support the 23 million unemployed or the 47 million on welfare! Obama: I have a job, get your own!
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Teleconference
Carlsbad, NM
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Should have been carried out in the nude.
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Skuttlebutt
Alamogordo, NM
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Candy Crowly should have moderated in the nude.
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Since: Sep 08
Alamogordo, NM
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Please wait...
Now this is all unfair to Denise Lang, being a liberal and not following the purpose of this conference speaks volumes about her character. Just like Candy today who had to admit she was 100% wrong during the Presidental debate, The problem you cannot take it back or mnake it right. Which is the liberal trademark, never making it right.
IMO Obama = President who has converted millions of full time jobs to part time jobs.
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Durp Hurpman
Alamogordo, NM
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The girlies wont step foot in this thread
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Durp Hurpman
Alamogordo, NM
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Cuz their makin me a sammich
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Say What
Maumelle, AR
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Land Locked Sailor wrote: Now this is all unfair to Denise Lang, being a liberal and not following the purpose of this conference speaks volumes about her character. Just like Candy today who had to admit she was 100% wrong during the Presidental debate, The problem you cannot take it back or mnake it right. Which is the liberal trademark, never making it right. IMO Obama = President who has converted millions of full time jobs to part time jobs. When did she do that Popeye the sailor man?
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WARRIOR
Alamogordo, NM
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I want women to be issued all the free contraception a man can give them. Then I want them to use that stuff all the time!
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Since: Nov 09
Location hidden
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Please wait...
WARRIOR wrote: I want women to be issued all the free contraception a man can give them. Then I want them to use that stuff all the time! God forbid you knock someone up. I would suggest you double bag it for humanities protection.
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Wonder Woman
Carlsbad, NM
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I just want women to be nude. All the time. Come on!
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WARRIOR
Alamogordo, NM
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Makes You Wonder wrote: <quoted text> God forbid you knock someone up. I would suggest you double bag it for humanities protection. Are you coming on to me?(BLUSH).
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Spiro Agnew
Artesia, NM
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Durp Hurpman wrote: Cuz their makin me a sammich You done funnied me, Pittsburgh Man. I 'bout spilt my Pop.
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