wives and rattle snakes

wives and rattle snakes

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snake bites

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#1 Jan 26, 2013
Through sad, heart breaking personal experience, I have found that trusting a woman is about as smart as sticking your hand in a rattlesnake den and trusting that you won't be bitten. I honestly believe that married women WANT to be faithful, even TRY to be faithful, but when that all-too-often opportunity presents itself to get that strange D!cK, she is powerless to resist, it is just built into their genetic makeup and therefore, I have decided to forgive, forget, and get divorced...
quiet respect

Thelma, KY

#2 Jan 26, 2013
snake bites wrote:
Through sad, heart breaking personal experience, I have found that trusting a woman is about as smart as sticking your hand in a rattlesnake den and trusting that you won't be bitten. I honestly believe that married women WANT to be faithful, even TRY to be faithful, but when that all-too-often opportunity presents itself to get that strange D!cK, she is powerless to resist, it is just built into their genetic makeup and therefore, I have decided to forgive, forget, and get divorced...
No one is powerless to resist. It is a conscious choice to cheat. A person has to decide what they will and will not do BEFORE the opportunity is even presented.

“~To thine own self be true~”

Since: Jan 13

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#4 Jan 26, 2013
snake bites wrote:
Through sad, heart breaking personal experience, I have found that trusting a woman is about as smart as sticking your hand in a rattlesnake den and trusting that you won't be bitten. I honestly believe that married women WANT to be faithful, even TRY to be faithful, but when that all-too-often opportunity presents itself to get that strange D!cK, she is powerless to resist, it is just built into their genetic makeup and therefore, I have decided to forgive, forget, and get divorced...
I'm sorry for what you're going through love, but all wives/women are not this way. Some honestly love their husbands & would never hurt them for any reason; both sexes commit infidelity, it's not right but they do. A good man is incredibly hard to find, so many are abusive, drunks, drug addicts, cheaters, or won't work/ contribute to the household; I understand some can't work due to health problems, but he could still clean or do something.
I feel for you, but please don't judge all women by her lousy example.
My best to you love!
skeptic

Pikeville, KY

#5 Jan 27, 2013
Beautiful_Disaster_00 wrote:
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I'm sorry for what you're going through love, but all wives/women are not this way. Some honestly love their husbands & would never hurt them for any reason; both sexes commit infidelity, it's not right but they do. A good man is incredibly hard to find, so many are abusive, drunks, drug addicts, cheaters, or won't work/ contribute to the household; I understand some can't work due to health problems, but he could still clean or do something.
I feel for you, but please don't judge all women by her lousy example.
My best to you love!
sounds like someone is trying to pick up some leftovers
go to bed.

“Gods Curse On Lazy Hillbillies”

Since: Jun 12

Dale City, VA

#6 Jan 27, 2013
snake bites wrote:
Through sad, heart breaking personal experience, I have found that trusting a woman is about as smart as sticking your hand in a rattlesnake den and trusting that you won't be bitten. I honestly believe that married women WANT to be faithful, even TRY to be faithful, but when that all-too-often opportunity presents itself to get that strange D!cK, she is powerless to resist, it is just built into their genetic makeup and therefore, I have decided to forgive, forget, and get divorced...
There's Nothing Worse Than a Feller Having To Compete With Some Strange Penis a Trying To Seduce His Wife Who Pretends To Be Powerless When Under It's Spell...

There are Several Things You Can Do About This Here Situation...You Can Totally Give Up On The Female Species....Just Be Gay!!!....Just Be Aware Of That Strange Penis That's Out There....

Or!!!....You Can Chalk Your Unfortunate Predicament Up To an Unfaithful Woman....Find You another Woman....One That's a Little More Immune To The Strangeness Of An Unfamiliar Penis....

Or....You Could Scrap The Idea Of Being With a Woman All Together....And Just Marry You a Rattle Snake!!!....Because You Yourself Said That They are Very Similar In Thrust-Worthiness To a Woman....However!!!!...I Imagine That There's Gonna Be Hell To Pay When You Attempt To Screw It....
you are the sweetest

Pikeville, KY

#7 Jan 27, 2013
or we could all face reality
sex is sex
its a physical act of getting your ya ya's out!!!
we all want it, need it, spend hours figuring out ways to get it...
around age 11 we begin to think about it
around 12 we begin to do it to ourselves, some earlier than others
around 14 we find a willing person to let us figure out just what the hell it is, and from then on, we spent every waking our working for it
getting it
giving it
loving it
hating it
whatever, we all just want to do the bumpity bump
come on and do the bumpity bump!!!
monogamy or being with the same dick for the rest of your ever loving freakin life is NO FUN!!!
i like a variety of them
sorry if im a slut, or a non self respecting homewrecking piece of shit biotch slut puppy whurrre,,,,dont expect me to apologize if your man comes wanting some, cause i got news for ya, if hes hot enough and he makes me hot enough, hes probably gonna get some....WHATELSE CAN I SAY
but, i like to get my ya ya's out and im a damn good snake charmer
i know what ol one eye needs
its just sex and as long as there is no arthritis in my hips to keep me from spreading my legs or in my jaws to keep me from going down down down down, u better believe im gonna enjoy as many different dicks as i can....well, i do have limits...no black ones, no old shriveled ones and no girls wearing fake ones!!!!
Old Friend

Louisville, KY

#8 Jan 27, 2013
Probably the best ever post on Topix! Wish you were my wife!
you are the sweetest wrote:
or we could all face reality
sex is sex
its a physical act of getting your ya ya's out!!!
we all want it, need it, spend hours figuring out ways to get it...
around age 11 we begin to think about it
around 12 we begin to do it to ourselves, some earlier than others
around 14 we find a willing person to let us figure out just what the hell it is, and from then on, we spent every waking our working for it
getting it
giving it
loving it
hating it
whatever, we all just want to do the bumpity bump
come on and do the bumpity bump!!!
monogamy or being with the same dick for the rest of your ever loving freakin life is NO FUN!!!
i like a variety of them
sorry if im a slut, or a non self respecting homewrecking piece of shit biotch slut puppy whurrre,,,,dont expect me to apologize if your man comes wanting some, cause i got news for ya, if hes hot enough and he makes me hot enough, hes probably gonna get some....WHATELSE CAN I SAY
but, i like to get my ya ya's out and im a damn good snake charmer
i know what ol one eye needs
its just sex and as long as there is no arthritis in my hips to keep me from spreading my legs or in my jaws to keep me from going down down down down, u better believe im gonna enjoy as many different dicks as i can....well, i do have limits...no black ones, no old shriveled ones and no girls wearing fake ones!!!!
you are the sweetest

Pikeville, KY

#9 Jan 27, 2013
Old Friend wrote:
Probably the best ever post on Topix! Wish you were my wife!
<quoted text>
i am no mans wife, and i never will be
i enjoy life to much to ruin it by getting married
My opinion

Jackson, KY

#10 Feb 1, 2013
snake bites wrote:
Through sad, heart breaking personal experience, I have found that trusting a woman is about as smart as sticking your hand in a rattlesnake den and trusting that you won't be bitten. I honestly believe that married women WANT to be faithful, even TRY to be faithful, but when that all-too-often opportunity presents itself to get that strange D!cK, she is powerless to resist, it is just built into their genetic makeup and therefore, I have decided to forgive, forget, and get divorced...
In my opinion, you are the winner here. Her new man is the loser because he won't be the last, and if he thinks he will be, he is just a pure fool!
OKEEDOOKY

Logan, WV

#11 Feb 2, 2013
Old Friend wrote:
Probably the best ever post on Topix! Wish you were my wife!
<quoted text>
I believe you've got the wrong dick. I have a red hot love life and its going on 15 years. Yes, its great, I have no need for anyone else. In fact, no one else would do. I have a wonderful, smart man who is a fantastic lover. Lucky me.
OKEEDOOKY

Logan, WV

#12 Feb 2, 2013
Oops, the above post to Old Friend.
Dont You Know

East Bernstadt, KY

#13 Feb 2, 2013
Old Friend wrote:
Probably the best ever post on Topix! Wish you were my wife!
<quoted text>
Wife?! That is a man that you're replying to.
pikeville man

Waynesburg, KY

#14 Feb 3, 2013
snake bites wrote:
Through sad, heart breaking personal experience, I have found that trusting a woman is about as smart as sticking your hand in a rattlesnake den and trusting that you won't be bitten. I honestly believe that married women WANT to be faithful, even TRY to be faithful, but when that all-too-often opportunity presents itself to get that strange D!cK, she is powerless to resist, it is just built into their genetic makeup and therefore, I have decided to forgive, forget, and get divorced...
well, you're wrong about women. some are like what you described but many aren't. i'm glad that you were able to forgive your ex wife, even if the marriage didn't work out though. now you can move on and be happy without holding a grudge and being bitter for the rest of your life.

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