Coal won't keep the lights on much lo...
First Prev
of 3
Next Last
wtf

Pikeville, KY

#43 Jun 22, 2013
i have never worked a day in my life, and i have never opened a book either, my daddy sold me out to that pig farmer when i was 6, cause i already weighed 367 pounds and was cracking the floor boards in our sharecroppers one room country shack.
my mommy ran off with the man who came to inseminate our prize cow and he inseminated my momma, and she had her some black babies
oh they was cute ones to, when my daddy allowed me to go visit my mama and her man rufus and my half siblings, earl joe and jimmybob joe and leroy joe and little esther joe, why i would run my fingers thru their little half breed kinky hair and be so jealous, so i was tryin to fix my hair like theys so my daddy caught me curling my hiar with my sisters curling iron and rubbing pig poo on to make it stiff and kinky like the little joes, and he said if u like pig shit so good boy i will let u go live with the pig man
and i lived with ol piggy and his 24 piglets and 7 hound dogs and 21 roosters and 3 old goats til i was 16, then pig man traded me off to the blind mouse catcher
he used to come in my room at night and pretend he didnt see me and he would feel around in the dark, til he found my anus and then he would say hey piggy boy squealllllll squeallllll like a piggy piggy boy
and i learned to yodel and went on tour with the travelin circus and i was mistaken for the bearded lady cause my penner was so small
it was put on display as one of the circus attractions.
Keiths sister pburg

Logan, WV

#45 Jun 23, 2013
wtf wrote:
<quoted text>What you do on your knees is not work.
keiths sister said u do well at her big fat pee hole.

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker
First Prev
of 3
Next Last

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Pikeville Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
What's mitch McConnell done for coal, when ther... (Jul '14) 10 min Miner 49er 41,378
Word Association (Aug '11) 18 min So_da_lish_us 8,210
Add a word, Drop a word (May '10) 18 min So_da_lish_us 27,318
Pike County Schools to Arm Teachers 28 min Benny Doodle 3
Danny newsome 48 min Subverter 2
News Bible study rules for public schools proposed (Feb '10) 1 hr Forumwatcher 172,974
Bevins And Trump Will NOT be Re-Elected, Fools ... 1 hr playing games 80
Pike Cent Under Investigation 1 hr Former pc 75
Howard Keith Hall 4 hr An American and p... 51
Pikeville`s RENO`s 20 hr DA HA 6

Pikeville Jobs

More from around the web

Personal Finance

Pikeville Mortgages