#43 Jun 22, 2013
i have never worked a day in my life, and i have never opened a book either, my daddy sold me out to that pig farmer when i was 6, cause i already weighed 367 pounds and was cracking the floor boards in our sharecroppers one room country shack.
my mommy ran off with the man who came to inseminate our prize cow and he inseminated my momma, and she had her some black babies
oh they was cute ones to, when my daddy allowed me to go visit my mama and her man rufus and my half siblings, earl joe and jimmybob joe and leroy joe and little esther joe, why i would run my fingers thru their little half breed kinky hair and be so jealous, so i was tryin to fix my hair like theys so my daddy caught me curling my hiar with my sisters curling iron and rubbing pig poo on to make it stiff and kinky like the little joes, and he said if u like pig shit so good boy i will let u go live with the pig man
and i lived with ol piggy and his 24 piglets and 7 hound dogs and 21 roosters and 3 old goats til i was 16, then pig man traded me off to the blind mouse catcher
he used to come in my room at night and pretend he didnt see me and he would feel around in the dark, til he found my anus and then he would say hey piggy boy squealllllll squeallllll like a piggy piggy boy
and i learned to yodel and went on tour with the travelin circus and i was mistaken for the bearded lady cause my penner was so small
it was put on display as one of the circus attractions.
#45 Jun 23, 2013
keiths sister said u do well at her big fat pee hole.
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