This is a funny comment I must admit. However, what does a mummy and/or a lesbian have to do with each other? Also because her hair is short does not have any indications that she might be a lesbian. I'm guessing you are not open or have any kind of awareness about gays or lesbians. With that, I assume that you have never lived away from this town so that isn't your fault. However, making fun of a person is one thing, but using homosexual remarks to do so makes you sound foolish. All lesbian women don't have short hair. That is a very closed-minded stereo type. In fact, the prettiest girls, the most non "floozy" women, and the smartest women have the tendency to be lesbian. The same goes for gay men. People who don't know this information should move out of town into a large city and learn about people.Does anyone know Carolyn Bevins? She is a skank who likes to sleep with married men in Pikeville, Kentucky. Her latest is a man that has been married for 35 years. They started fooling around about two years ago which is only a few months after her husband died; but to be honest she probably was cheating on him too. She works as a substitute teacher at Pike Central and looks like a leathery dried up version of the Marlboro Man. Its like if Mickey Rourke and a California Raisin had a baby. She has a short bleached blond haircut like the Russian's wife in Rocky 4 or maybe she's going for the mummy/lesbian look, you can never tell. If you see her in church (which she loves to attend) she'll be the one sweating profusely (as floozies tend to do).
I'm not trying to call you out, however, that was something that needed to be said because by writing that insulted homosexuals in general. Your point was to insult this Carolyn...and you did an excellent job, but leaving out the gay bash would have made it much better.