This has been bothering me for days now so I'm going to blow off some steam! I went to walmart to buy an ipad for my son, he's talked about getting one endlessly ... so yeah! Anyways, I went to
the pikeville walmart.
I'm in electronics and no one is there to get me one. As I'm waiting, I notice a man pulling a big thing with box's on it down the way. I hurry towards him to ask if he can get the ipad for me, then I noticed
what he looked like!!! OMG can we say hygiene!?! He had this long nasty scraggly beard and some kind of 5 day stubble going on, his hair was really, really, really long. I mean it almost touched his bottom!
Looked like it hadnt been washed in days, ahhhhhhh! He looked like some kind of hobo ... hippie ....hobohippie!
So putting that aside, I ask mr.hobohippie for help. Our conversation consisted of (me)"Hi can you find someone to help me with an ipad?" (hobohippie)"Sure, give me a few minutes to find someone. I'll drop this off and be right back" (me)"Can you page someone?" (hobohippie)"I'm not sure how to do that, it'll be faster for me to find someone anyways."
Then he just abruptly turned and pulled the thing away, get some social skills! He works there and doesnt know how to page? omg I wanted to slap those ugly buck teeth out of his face so bad! I noticed a tabacco
can in his front pocket, hopefully it'll rot those big ugly buck teeth out. Maybe he can learn how to socialize when he's getting them pulled by a dentist! A few minutes later he did come back with someone that was able to help me,but when I thanked him he just said "yep" and walked off. Like a monotone yep, he shouldve just said whatever and walked off!
Ok! I've got the ipad finally! Then I go to toys to find something for my daughter, then I see someone coming through the big doors there. Omg not hobohippie again! Thankfully it wasnt, it was an older balding man pulling one of those big box things. I sqoosh up toward the shelve's because he might hit me, he farted when he went by me! It was so nasty! How disgusting, really. It smelled putrid, he snickered all the way until I couldnt see him anymore!
I mean, that man just looked dirty and farting on me didnt help his case! When he came back he was making these childish funny sounds, OMG! GROW UP! He looked at least in his 40's maybe 50's! When he passed me
I heard him pass gas again! AGAIN! I gave him the most mean look I could, it even looked like he had dookie stains on the back of his pants! Get control of your bodily functions!
Mr.Hobohippie, at least wash that nasty scraggly hair if you want to keep it long. Its disgusting! Cut that nasty scraggly beard off too and for the sake of god get brace's for those ugly buck teeth! On a final note learn some social skills!
Mr.DookieBottom, OMG where do I even begin!?! Combovers went out of fashion before fashion even existed! Acting as a child is fine.... when your a child! Your an old man!!!!! and ummm depends might help to keep those dookie stains off the seat of your pants LOL! I'd rather have hobohippie around me 24/7 than be around you for a single minute!
OMG he farted on me! Twice!!!!!!
I work at this walmart, and I know who your fart bomber, Mr. DookieBottom is. I am very close with him and know how he likes to fart and run. Management does that to each other all day long. Jusrt thank God u arent stuck in one of those little offices like they get done. Mr. DookieBottom is none other than Matt Wallace, the co-manager of the store. What a mature person to be running the store!!!