i wanna watch her poop
browneye lover

Pikeville, KY

#1 Mar 4, 2010
i really wanna have my girlfriend sit on a glass table while i lay underneath and watch her poop so i can pretend its hitting my face yummy yummy but she dont wanna do it cause she is a big girl and she dont want poop smeared on her big ass any ideas???????
Oh Yeah

Pikeville, KY

#2 Mar 4, 2010
Go check urself into the crazy house!!
babies arm

Macon, GA

#3 Mar 4, 2010
browneye lover wrote:
i really wanna have my girlfriend sit on a glass table while i lay underneath and watch her poop so i can pretend its hitting my face yummy yummy but she dont wanna do it cause she is a big girl and she dont want poop smeared on her big ass any ideas???????
why would you want to do that for, there is no reason,sound's to me like your already a [email protected]
Benny

Macon, GA

#4 Mar 4, 2010
Make sure the glass is extra thick cause I'd say your lady friend is a large farm animal. you sick F*ck!
Rustybrown Pounder

United States

#6 Mar 5, 2010
What ya do is........ Lay her down on her back and hold her legs straight up and spread em far apart. Let HER poop away and watch the she-devil grow a tail........its a sight to see.
Pooper Scooper

Elkhorn City, KY

#7 Mar 5, 2010
A I did this once. What happened was this. My boyfriend wanted to do something very kinky and he said honey the next time you have to go poop, let me know so I can watch. I thought at first he was being sick too, but after his begging and purswaying I gave in and said ok.
Well the time came and when I had to go give birth so to speak, I said honey it's time. SO we both jumped up and I squated on my glass table and he watched as I grunted and grunted finally he said I see it crowning baby, here it comes and he was so excited, he said gosh it has got your butt hole stretched far apart and I see it coming out and he said it looked like a large penis coming out of me and started masturbating. Well when the first one dropped it was all curled and it was big, then I grunted some more and he says I see it coming baby and low and behold I had pooped a worm, no lie.
I said honey why won't it cut off and he said honey I think it is alive, cuz it is squirming and I said WHAT? Get it out and he got a napkin and starting pulling well I then started having an orgasm cuz it felt like a gerbil and when I got off it turned him on so much that he got off too and that was the kinkiest sex we have ever had. Gosh baby I love you and want to do this again soon. I guess you could say we parted on exciting terms that would be turd and worms combined.
railroad

Ransom, KY

#8 Mar 5, 2010
Pooper Scooper wrote:
A I did this once. What happened was this. My boyfriend wanted to do something very kinky and he said honey the next time you have to go poop, let me know so I can watch. I thought at first he was being sick too, but after his begging and purswaying I gave in and said ok.
Well the time came and when I had to go give birth so to speak, I said honey it's time. SO we both jumped up and I squated on my glass table and he watched as I grunted and grunted finally he said I see it crowning baby, here it comes and he was so excited, he said gosh it has got your butt hole stretched far apart and I see it coming out and he said it looked like a large penis coming out of me and started masturbating. Well when the first one dropped it was all curled and it was big, then I grunted some more and he says I see it coming baby and low and behold I had pooped a worm, no lie.
I said honey why won't it cut off and he said honey I think it is alive, cuz it is squirming and I said WHAT? Get it out and he got a napkin and starting pulling well I then started having an orgasm cuz it felt like a gerbil and when I got off it turned him on so much that he got off too and that was the kinkiest sex we have ever had. Gosh baby I love you and want to do this again soon. I guess you could say we parted on exciting terms that would be turd and worms combined.
what kind of worm was it did you have to go to the vet
Bio

United States

#9 Mar 5, 2010
railroad wrote:
<quoted text>what kind of worm was it did you have to go to the vet
If it was that big it was an intestinal tapeworm. Could also be pinworms/threads which are roundworms but those are much smaller.
agree

Ransom, KY

#11 Mar 5, 2010
id like to take the worm woman fishing
okay

Shelbiana, KY

#12 Mar 5, 2010
agree wrote:
id like to take the worm woman fishing
you aint the only one <3
now you know

Pikeville, KY

#13 Mar 5, 2010
The proper name for this procedure is called a "Hot Carl"
lol

Georgetown, KY

#14 Mar 5, 2010
hey bro heres what you do. first get her big ass stoned. then feed the sasquach a laxitive. third pin her big ass up to a glass storm door and video tape her blowing poop everywhere. save for blackmail.
Keabloc

Demotte, IN

#15 Mar 24, 2014
I Would Pay to have gorgeous white woman shit on me
dummies breed

Pikeville, KY

#16 Mar 24, 2014
i would love to take a massive poop in a frito corn chip bag, and it would be a big diahearrha poop, and i would zip that bag up tight to keep it good and hot, then i would take me a good run and go and smack you upside your face with that hot bag of shit, then i would take out my phone and record it while you screamed in agony of a hot shit cornchip black eye!!!!
eww

Martin, KY

#17 Mar 25, 2014
Your gross
Nikes on fire

Tyler, TX

#20 Mar 26, 2016
I have sat in a very small bathroom with a very fine woman while she took a poop and talk to me about her day and it stinked badly I underestimated her poop

Since: Mar 16

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#21 Mar 26, 2016
There is a doctor where I'm from, that pays women to come and piss on him, and even has the glass table for them to squat and sh!t. The girl said that he'll bottle some piss up, and put it in the fridge. He is one of them towel heads, from over yonder somewhere. Maybe Trump will deport him when he becomes POTUS.
*Chuckle*

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