Why you incredibly tacky person! I'll have you know that Big Stevie's virility has never been questioned in almost 67 years! Also, there is a very good reason they call him "Big" Stevie. He was once described as having a "full-grown boa constrictor" in his drawers, so let's not go there with negative, Democrat-style, lying-assed propaganda. Do not forget the 12th Commandment, which reads, "Thou shalt not spew lies, and hyperbole, about thy Big Stevie, for he may smite you with his incredibly-endowed, and fearsome, member."A 100 year old man named senile stevie goes to the sperm bank. The nurse gives him a jar and a girlie magazine, and points to a room. After about an
hour the man emerges from the room. The nurse asked why it took so long.
"Well, I tried my right hand, I tried my left hand, I tried hitting it on the sink, I ran hot water over it, and I ran cold water over it, but I just couldn't get the cap off of the jar."
Have a nice day, anyway, my little friend, and remember this: The Lord loves you very much, but Big Stevie doesn't give a shit one way, or the other!